Not Eddie related but what about some conversations with Narry as our friends? đ„°
Hiiii babes!! Oh this made me emo I miss writing for bestie Narry! I hope you enjoy these extremely random ass conversations with them!đ
âWhy is he in charge of dinner when we all know Iâm the better cook?â âBecause Harry this is Niallâs houseâŠnow whatâs on the menu for tonight? I only brought one bottle of wine.â âNothing fancy just chicken and-â âdid you season it properly?â âOh fuck off with that Harry.â âWe all saw the chicken NiallâŠit looked unseasoned and justâŠhorrid.â âDo you two need to be separated?â âNoâŠIâll behaveâŠsorry Niall.â âItâs fine just donât go being a twatâŠwe havenât even had any wine yet.â
âTwo drinks in and we already have to take your phone away? Youâve turned into a lightweight love.â âOh come off it Harry we all saw you that one night at the pub in London after like three whiskey sours.â âWe donât speak of that night NiallâŠyou know this.â âOhhhh was that when he tried to get nake-â âI just said we donât speak of that night.â âYou heard him love we arenât allowed to talk about when he nearly pe-â âwhy am I friends with you two?âŠalways pickin on me.â âYou love usâŠdoesnât he Niall?â âOh yeah he totally loves usâŠdonât ya mate?â âYeah yeahâŠI love youâŠeven when you donât listen.â
âThis is the most uncomfortable couch Iâve ever sat on in my lifeâŠwhy do you have this thing?â âBecause my super famous and rich pop star bestfriend hasnât taken me to get a new one.â âYou forgot to add heâs also a movie star loveâŠmove overâŠyour lanky arse is just taking up the whole thing.â âIâm doing you a favorâŠthis couch is horrible.â âSo then letâs go get her a proper one then.â âI was just kidding Niall I donât need you two to buy me a couch.â âJesusâŠthis thing really does fucking suckâŠhow is your back not in shambles from this torture device?â âItâs just old and has a few lumps thatâs all.â âLumps? This thing feels like itâs made out of cement itâs so hardâŠNiall where did you get your monstrosity of a couch? It may be hideous but itâs comfortable.â âMy couch isnât hideous you dickâŠbut Iâm not sure the name of the store but I can just take you there.â âSounds goodâŠnow go grab your sunglasses loveâŠweâre going shopping.â
âWhat does this mask do again? My face feelsâŠtingly.â âItâs a pore clearing one so tingly is goodâŠburning is badâŠHarry where is my black nail polish?â âIâm using itâŠoh can you bring me the silver glitter please?â âOkay now itâs burningâŠcan I take it off now?â âBeauty is pain Niall donât be a ninny.â âFuck off Harry thatâs easy for you to say all youâre doing is painting your bloody nails.â âGo wash your face in the sink NiallâŠdonât get water all over the place like you did last time please.â âHeâs a proper mess that oneâŠcanât even handle doing a face mask.â âDonât be rude HarryâŠremember when I did that apple cider mask on you and you only had it one for two minutes before you were begging me to help get it off you?â âThat was differentâŠyou didnât tell me it was going to turn into solid clay and make my face feel like it was actually vibratingâŠit was scary.â âHow do I look? My face feels as smooth as a babyâs bottom.â âYou look great NiallâŠwill you let Harry do your nails?â âYeah but no fucking glitter like you did last time..that stuff stayed on for ages.â










