#nardomeme

These are my tasteful Naruto socks. The kind you wear to a business meeting. Derek from accounting stands up during the meeting and says “oh worm! You watch Naruto too?” “Sit down Derek” I chortle. “We need to finish going over these facts and figures. After we will get involved in Naruto discussion.” I continue the meeting then give up. I start screaming about what a wonderful boy Gaara and everyone else is. Derek from accounting jumps into my arms and we traipse to a nearby 7 eleven for some slurpees as we discuss the many complexities of the Naruto world. We both get fired from our jobs but it doesn’t matter anymore. We have found peace in the arms of another and enjoy each other’s company for the rest of our lives. When we die we get gravestones near each other. Or matching urns, I want to be cremated. On one it says “Datte.” The other says “bayo”.