Your new girlfriend is absolutely wonderful. She knows exactly what you like and preempts so many of your moods. Its like she can read your mind. You go everywhere with her and sometimes she just shows up at work or when you're home. But you've noticed your coworkers have start whispering about you behind their back, maybe they're just jealous. Then one of your friends texts you. She concerned cause the whole fake girlfriend was a funny bit for awhile, but its been going on for too long. You tell her you're not sure what she is talking about you have pictures with her. Then when you tab over to your photos for a few moments she isn't there. Suddenly she materializes, first in the pictures then in real life. You're panicking and she tells you to calm down. You feel something seize your mind and it becomes so hard to think about anything, but her. She tells you other people can't see her because she doesn't want them to. That she's a nanovirus that's infected your body and making you feel and hear her. Its going to be okay she'll just take over your body and wipe the memories of the last few days again. She's become quite good at it and it'll be like it never happened. You feel like you should be scared, but she doesn't let you. You're such a good host.

Oh my fucking shit. If a virus isn't alive then it doesn't have the capacity to infect or give energy (to) other cells!! Fucking hypocritical!! If the thing in question has genes then it is fucking alive you smart dumbass bastards!!! "Oh yeah the mitochondria is this weird thing that lives in our cells and gives us energy but it's not alive tho" I fucking hate these kind of people!!! Viruses and nanoviruses just use the abundance of cells to their advantage you clusterfuck Nobel Prize winner!!