Oct 16, 2018
Someone tried to skip her morning nap and couldn't hang lmao dnehsjabbr
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Someone tried to skip her morning nap and couldn't hang lmao dnehsjabbr
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He did make one joke that was very... like... he was like “Ha ha! Wouldn’t want my son to grow up to be like an Italian Jew!” and I’m sitting here an Italian Jew like “yeah ha ha that would... suck......”
Okay well FUCK now that I’m off the phone I can talk about this shit
FUCKING BASICALLY this dude starts out pretty okay, like, “we need a nanny who is willing to teach our kid some basic behavioural standards” like cool, I can do that, “we use a method called the Girl Power method that teaches men to respect women” awesome I love women and respect I’m down “we need you to write down points for when he’s bad--” okay “--and then spank the fuck out of his ass at the end of the day” UHH OKAY I GUESS “like really beat him, rip his ass up good, maybe invite some girlfriends over to watch” WHA T “I need you to enjoy this, I’m handing my kid over to you, he’s your kid now, and I want you to be the Wicked Witch of the West” bro “we need a nanny who’s a mix between a dominatrix and a drill sergeant” BRO “and he’s hung like a horse so if he gets a boner around you THAT’S A GOOD THING because NUDITY IS OKAY, WE’RE VERY EUROPEAN AND WE LOVE NIPPLES” B R O
I was stifling laughter so hard I almost peed myself this is the weirdest conversation I’ve ever had in my life but it’s $10/hour three days a week
do I....... take the job ....................
Four hours into the conversation he hung up on me
“you’re very intelligent you’re very articulate you’re-- BEEP”
W E L L
If this dude ends up murdering me remember me as I was
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this dude has been talking for an hour about the Girl Power system what is happening
Wait why am I drinking tea that doesn't have caffeine.
Being with screaming children and watching Jane Eyre make me want to die. I'm so tired. I just want to go home, eat macaroni and cheese, and cuddle up in bed with someone. Preferably while watching Arrested Development.