#naming objects

🌱Ophelia: she’s a succulent with orange and green ombre leaves. She’s the head plant lady, she’s friends with everyone, yet also no one at the same time. She makes the important decisions.

🌱Aragorn, Son of Arathorn: he’s a small air plant with spindly leaves. He’s a mercenary, the people like him, he’s chill. 

🌱Legolas: he’s a tall cactus with a bright red bulbous thing on the head. He’s a bit of a prick, he thinks he’s lowkey better than everyone else. Gimli the cactus is his husband. Very, very gay...

🌱Gimli: he’s a small bulby shaped cactus. He’s a small boyo, people like him, he’s fun to be around. He can use an axe though. Legolas is his husband. 

🌱Arathorn: he’s a large ass air plant, again with spindly leaves, Aragorn is literally his spawn...He’s a wanker. But he’s alright. He lowkey wishes he was Ophelia, oh the changes he’d make to how stuff works...they probably wouldn’t be the best. 

🌱Quentin: he’s a penis shaped cactus. Innocent small boy, he doesn’t get a majority of inappropriate jokes. “innocent fluff”

🌱Sean: he’s a tall ass spider plant. He’s interesting...he’s into some weird ass shit man, hobbies include: being a snob. He pretends not to care, but secretly he does. 

🌱Claude: large aloe vera plant. BEAUTIFUL MAN! He knows whats up. Very expensive taste but he’s broke, so he can’t afford it. He’s chivalrous in a way that is dead to the world now. 

🌱Karma: small ass succulent with blue/green leaves. He doesn’t care, he could be a blessed plant, he might not be, if he is cool, if not eh. Lowkey emo...

🌱Pan: they’re a small string of pearls plant. No one knows what Pan is, in regards to gender. He just...exists. Live’s in the basement of mum’s place. Needs to get a job, they don’t want to be a disappointment. They fear rejection. 

Feel free to add more to this, and weave a tale with me...