LANCE

Will never admit it but secretly loves it

He rather enjoys cooking with you because he never lets you cook alone

Loves being a part of the decision making when it comes to what is made for dinner

Also rather enjoys that you two kick Tei out of the kitchen

You look much better in that apron, after all

Makes a point to tell you such every time you don it

Encourages healthy dishes rather than whatever slop Red wants to eat

YEONHO

!!!

Will you make him cute bunny shaped eggs?

What about pancakes?

Loves this so much

Tries to help but often ends up making more of a mess

Is content doing simple things like mixing or making sure a pot doesn’t boil over

Always compliments your cooking

Thinks it’s the most delicious thing he’s ever had every time

YURI

Ah~ how cute~

Loves watching you cook

Think’s it’s absolutely adorable

Never wants to disturb your concentration

Often takes pictures of you cooking

Always thinks your dishes are delicious

Compliments you in the most sugary, embarrassing ways always

TEI

Was almost horrified at first

Why should he let you risk the chance of burning yourself or something along those lines?

He can cook perfectly fine…can’t he?

Once assured that you just enjoy cooking, he is more content to let you do so

However he always ensures he helps you somehow

Or split the work equally as is often the case

Thinks it’s nice, cooking together

Doesn’t care if things don’t taste good, just likes your company

RED

Heroine loves to cook?!

Red, the Defender of Justice, loves to eat!!

Often bothers you while you’re cooking

But it can be charming

Thinks your cooking is always delicious

Always wants to help but for obvious reasons you don’t like to let him

He almost burned the kitchen down once after all

(bc IYEONHO

!!!

He loves this outing!!

Wants all of the animals

Would have gotten all of them if you hadn’t convinced him not to

Yeonho convinces you to get a puppy

Arguably the cutest little puppy you’ve ever seen

But you hadn’t gone to get the puppy, you had wanted an older dog

One less difficult to manage, a trained dog that had been through some stuff

Like Tei or Yeonho

Yeonho and the puppy were just too cute to ignore

LANCE

He doesn’t want to be there

Definitely tried to dissuade you from getting a pet because it’s a big commitment, a huge responsibility

Would have preferred to get a low maintenance pet, like a turtle or something

Reminds you of all the inconveniencing things about a pet; dogs and cats shed, they use the restroom wherever, etc, etc.,

Is not a fan of any of this

But then...you show him the ugliest stray cat ever

It’s old and looks angry and it only has one eye, but it loves Lance instantly

He can’t get it to leave him alone

Eventually, you and all the shelter people convince Lance that you guys need to get this cat

It never leaves Lance’s side

YURI

He’s all for this, so much

While he doesn’t want all the animals, he will only settle for the cutest ones

Which is hard to find because it’s a shelter

But eventually...

He finds the cutest kitten in the entire building

The cutest kitten he’s ever seen

It’s a nice brown and has pretty blue eyes and is just absolutely gorgeous

Practically begs you to get it, despite not really needing to beg

TEI

He doesn’t really mind the pet

But he doesn’t really thinks he wants a cat

Or a large dog

A small, lap dog would be preferable

Then you see it

A gorgeous little Yorkie just absolutely delighted to see you

Dog: !!! Hello! People!!! Please take me home!!! I love you!!!

Tei: absolutely melting I need to take this puppy home right this second, Eri

And that’s the story of how you guys got a puppy

RED

This guy is a dog guy hands down

You knew this

Everyone else knew this

But Red only found out when he walked through the freaking door of the shelter

It was a religious experience for him, really

If you guys didn’t go home with a dog today, he would never leave

The shelter practically begged you to take a dog home

They discreetly point out the puppy with the most energy

A puppy to match Red’s energy

This may be one of my favorite asks. Like? This is hilarious. This is a crossover now btw they’re all interacting with the mm boys

LANCE

“What do you mean she’s trapped in an apartment?!”

Completely blown away by how stupid Eri is

How does she always manage to get herself into such obnoxious situations?

Lord let him rest

Honestly?

He doesn’t know where to begin with this

He’s not even sure if he should go help you get out of this situation

He just wants to take a nap, honestly

But he tags along with the others because i guess he cares about you or something

When they get to the apartment because Eri gave them the address Lance just stands off to the side

MC is still there too, sitting with Eri

They look like they’re having a grand ol’ time

Saeyoung hacks into their phones and adds the messenger app on them

Then it’s just a mess of confusion and nonsense

Lance very rarely puts his two cents in

Pretty soon the boys are all put into the RFA as well

He just wanted to take a nap

Lance and Jaehee get along very well

Lord let them rest

YEONHO

He has no idea what’s going on

All the boys are like arguing and yelling at each other

Lance looks incredibly frustrated

Soon they’re all leaving and he still has no idea what’s going on

Then he notices

“Where’s Eri?”

There’s a collective groan from the group

Lance ends up explaining

No!! His precious master!! She can’t be missing!!

They get to the apartment because Eri gave them the address 

MC is still there too, sitting with Eri

They look like they’re having a grand ol’ time

Saeyoung hacks into their phones and adds the messenger app on them

Yeonho just keeps sending question marks or cute messages to Eri

Really, he just sends a bunch of nonsense that doesn’t help the situation

At least it makes Eri smile

Yeonho and Yoosung get along great of course!

Yoosung teaches him how to game

Yeonho is very much a casual gamer they find

YURI

I can’t believe I have to drive all these stupid kids to this stupid apartment bc my (stupid) princess got herself trapped or whatever

He would much rather go rescue her by himself

Of course, Tei would never allow that to happen

So they go as a group because then Red didn’t want to let them go without him and Yeonho wanted to follow and Lance didn’t want to be left home alone without Eri

It was a whole ordeal

When they get to the apartment because Eri gave them the address 

MC is still there too, sitting with Eri

They look like they’re having a grand ol’ time

Yuri enters the apartment dramatically

“Are you okay my love?!”

Tei gently rips Yuri away from Eri

MC looks at Eri “You have a group of lovers too?”

They bond for a long time

Saeyoung hacks into their phones and adds the messenger app on them

Yuri starts off with good intentions (getting Eri home)

He ends up arguing with Zen over who’s more handsome

It becomes a selfie-off

They grab a beer together some other time

RED

His Heroine’s in trouble!!

Wait… why are Yuri and Tei trying to make him stay here…

He won’t rest until Heroine is safe!

“I won’t rest until Heroine is safe!”

Tei and Yuri sigh and concede

Then Yeonho and Lance tag along

Red leads the way despite not knowing where they’re going

They’re going to the car, Red. The apartment is far, Red

When they get to the apartment because Eri gave them the address 

MC is still there too, sitting with Eri

They look like they’re having a grand ol’ time

Red is no longer worried

Red is happy Eri is having fun ^.^

Saeyoung hacks into their phones and adds the messenger app on them

He explores all the chats features

Wow! Emojis!! How cool!

Once everything is settled, Red begs Saeyoung to make him emojis like the others have

Saeyoung concedes because it doesn’t take long

Red sends his happy emoji and proudly announces he’s the Defender of Justice

Saeyoung immediately spams the chat with emojis

“No way?!?! So am I!!!!”

They’re best friends now

TEI

What a mom

He’s the one Eri told about her situation

Tei tells Yuri he needs a ride

Yuri insists on knowing what for

Tei reluctantly tells him

And then they’re all piled into Yuri’s limo

God why are they like this

When they get to the apartment because Eri gave them the address 

MC is still there too, sitting with Eri

They look like they’re having a grand ol’ time

After Yuri does his standard dramatic entrance

Mom Mode: Activated

Tei makes sure Eri’s okay

Saeyoung hacks into their phones and adds the messenger app on them

Soon they’re sucked into this RFA business and Tei suddenly wishes he didn’t have today off

It’s bad enough he has to share Eri with the other dolls he doesn’t wa–

Oh they have their own shared girl

He’s fine now

Sensing this kid has a taste for the finer things in life, Jumin takes Tei under his wing

Tei and Jumin both relish in some civil company

Yup that is my blog! //honestly I got real sick of there not being any love for Nameless and Dandelion so here I am lol

YEONHO

Cute bby chick has no idea what to do

So…he goes to Soi and Shinbi

They’re Eri’s friends so surely they must know what to do

Shinbi does! But Soi doesn’t (i.e. she has a horrible plan to stop the bully)

Yeonho just kinda goes along with whatever they decide is best and tries to help Eri

They fail

Miserably

They end up making things worse

Eventually they tell a teacher

Not Yuri because he would make things even more worse

And not Yujin because he wouldn’t care

An actual teacher who would actually do something

The problem was eventually solved and Eri felt a lot better after

So Yeonho felt like he did something right

LANCE

He didn’t hesitate to threaten your bullies

Obviously, he doesn’t have much to threaten them with

But he is known as the Ice Prince for a reason

Unfortunately the bullies don’t stop

Lance, being smarter than Yeonho, Soi, and Shinbi all together, immediately told a teacher

Luckily, the bullies stopped

And life returned to normal for the most part

Lance makes sure you come to him whenever you have a problem like that again in the future

YURI

Probably the worst person to find out

He’s a teacher at school for crying out loud

Of course, he handles the bullies on his own

Holds them back after class

Threatens them in a way only teachers know how to do

The bullies are never heard from again

Eri wonders what happened

Yuri suggests they may have just gotten bored or lost interest in her

What a sly mofo

TEI

Oh my god here comes the yandere

Definitely the most terrifying of the bunch

He doesn’t quite go full Bad Cop mode on the bullies

But halfway through the conversation… he’s gettin’ there

How dare they bully his precious Eri?

How dare they try to ruin his pure…pure Eri…

Only he was allowed to dirty her

Once they agree to never bother her again, Tei went back to his normal Sunshine Prince persona

Nobody believed the bullies when they tried to accuse Tei of being evil

But they should’ve believed the bullies…

RED

He’s such a teddy bear

How does he deal with bullies?

He tries to make friends with them of course!

When they saw that the (arguably) coolest kid in school was talking to them, they just about busted a nut screamed

Red was all for befriending them and talking to them regularly

On one condition of course

That condition being that they leave Eri alone

He’s never seen anyone bob their head yes so fast

And that was the end of it

YOOSUNG

Lord this boy doesn’t care what size you wear or what the number on the scale shows

He thinks you’re beautiful all the same

And he loves you no matter what

Truly, surely, and forever

He’s never felt towards anyone what he has for you

And he frequently reminds you that beauty is in the eye of the beholder

And his eye beholds you beautiful

JAEHEE

She loves you

All of you

At all times

It doesn’t matter to her what you look like

Nor how much you weigh

Nor what size you wear

She feels blessed to even have you in her life, let alone have the pleasure of loving you

ZEN

You would think this man is vain

That he wouldn’t have anyone who doesn’t match his level of beauty

And you’re right

But he definitely thinks that you match his level of beauty

He thinks you more beautiful than any of his coworkers or the models he knows

He tells you such every day

LANCE

The Ice Prince is cold, yes, but not cruel or heartless

You’ve warmed his heart

He was your first doll

He’s always known how you’ve looked

And he doesn’t care about what others think you may look like

He loves you all the same

Just as he had when you first took him out of the box

RED

He loves Heroine!!

No matter what!!

He has always vowed to protect you

And he has always vowed to save you from danger

Those vows don’t change

No matter what you look like

JIWOO

He’s never seen a soap opera or read a romance novel where the love interest was chubby

That means that he could write one!

And it would be new and exciting!

And it would be all about you two

About the love you two have for each other

He thinks that’s pretty romantic

MYSME

You’re just wondering how it came to this

They were just watching a movie!!

Now she’s writhing on the floor, laughing so hard she can’t breathe

It started out innocent enough

Saeyoung was poking her sides to make her giggle

Then he started to do it to Yoosung

Then Yoosung started to do it back

Soon they were 1v1 tickling

Until…you laughed at them

They shared a look

And immediately teamed up on you

It was so unfair~

You couldn’t move your arms and hands from your sides because the onslaught would be worse and you couldn’t fight back because you couldn’t move your arms!!

It was awful

Needless to say they won

But they still had to duke it out for who wins solo…

You just sit back and watch this time

NAMELESS

Tei hates you two

It started out harmless enough

You and Red were just messing around

You accidentally tickled Red and just kept doing it

Red needed to get vengeance, even if it was against his Heroine instead of for her

Tei walks in and doesn’t know what to do

Walk right back out or ask them what’s going on?

Unfortunately for him, he chose the latter

“We’re having a tickle fight!” Red explains between laughter

“It’s dangerous to have a ‘tickle fight’ in the kitchen.”

“We can move to the living room,” you say.

Tei nods and as you two walk out, you kind of nod to Red

He nods back and throws Tei over his shoulder, running into your room

Red holds Tei down on your bed while you forcibly tickle him

He’s laughing, but it’s torture

Tei’s so going to get you two back for this like the yandere he is

DANDELION

You picked the worst two people to have a tickle fight with

They were in their cat forms, wrestling with each other and just generally playing around

You’re sitting and watching them until they get too close

Then you start to tickle Jiyeon’s stomach

He shifts back into a human and cannot stop laughing!!

Jisoo screeches and backs away before shifting into a human

Jiyeon didn’t know what to do except squirm and giggle

Jisoo was just watching in amusement

Neither of them really knew what to do

They knew what tickling was but had never expected you to do it

Least of all to them

Jisoo didn’t want to even start a tickle fight with you, lest his cool demeanor be destroyed

Jiyeon definitely tried but he couldn’t find the spots you were ticklish at so he failed

God I wish that were me This is so fun!!!

TEI

Mom Doll is proud!!

He didn’t know that’s where you vanished off to everyday!

No wonder you can kinda keep up with the house

You have to let him come to all of your shows now

He’ll pay for his own ticket but now he has to see a show

What kind of boyfriend would he be if he didn’t?

You know he doesn’t generally enjoy musicals so you try to tell him not to because he wouldn’t enjoy himself

He insists on going

You cave

He would’ve gone anyways

He’s completely starstruck

He knows there are other people involved (like Light Heads, Sound Heads, Choreographers, etc)

But holy cow

That was all your artistic vision!

He’s beyond proud

LANCE

He insists on going and there’s no way you’re arguing with him

You get him a comp ticket

He’s relieved to know that legitimate theatre is typically a formal event

He dresses all nice just for you and your show

Of course he was only able to afford those clothes with Yuri’s money

He’s completely blown away

Not only was the show amazing but the audience…

They were so polite

They clapped at all the right times, no one was eating in the theatre

He wished that the other dolls could act like this all the time

Lance will now be at every one of your performances

And will also try to get a job as some sort of techie

Just so he can be closer to you while you work

RED

He just immediately starts squealing

He didn’t know you could direct!!

You’re nothing like his own director!!

He begins to wonder if his director would get mad at him for auditioning for one of your musicals

He shrugs and figures it’ll be okay

Definitely plans on auditioning for your next musical

In the meantime…

He’s going to the musical that’s currently running!!

You manage to get him a ticket

He is completely awestruck

Definitely a bit of a rowdy audience member though

People have to shush him multiple times

But he can’t contain his pride and his love for you

YEONHO

Honestly…

He doesn’t quite understand what this means

When you try to explain he kind of gets it

Not really though

You decide that taking him to one of your shows would be the best bet on getting him to understand

He agrees to any date with you~

He has a good time and you once again try to explain to him what your job is

“So…you’re like, the boss of everyone?”

You sigh inside and just nod

That’s the gist of it, you suppose

He’s lucky he’s cute

YURI

Definitely the most excited

Insists on paying for his own ticket and taking the rest of the boys

Art is supposed to be paid for fairly and admired by all

This is the only time he’s okay with providing the boys a luxury

God he’s just so…so proud of your show

He enjoyed it immensely and didn’t hear a single bad thing about it from anyone

He thinks you have an amazing future ahead with this

He thinks you’re amazing

After dropping the boys home, he takes you out to dinner

Not a date, just a celebratory meal

The first time he’s said that an outing with you two alone wasn’t a date

It feels strange, but he’s just so proud of you and happy for you

He doesn’t want to make today uncomfortable

It’s your day and you deserve to be pampered

You can find Yoosung and Saeran with a tall MC here!

JIEUN

Honestly?

He hates it so much

Like, he’s never felt so strongly about anything except for being king

These two things are on equal levels of hate for Jieun

It makes him feel even shorter than he is

But he is more determined to grow

He will be taller than you one day!!

He’s not quite done growing yet it’ll happen!!

Don’t ever belittle or tease him for his height because that is the one thing that just grinds his gears

He’s constantly trying to become taller than you

Wants to change his wish so that he can be taller than you

When he is finally (hopefully) taller than you, he can’t stop bragging

Finally, after so long, he’s finally taller than you

Jiwoo

What a nightmare

What !! A !! Nightmare !!

Y’know all those soap operas he watches? All those romance novels he reads?

The guy is not shorter than the girl in any of those!!

You’re ruining his perfect romance!!

His hopeless romantic heart can’t take it

He throws his infamous tantrums over your height

“Why do you have to be so tall?! You’re the girl, you’re supposed to be shorter!!”

At first, he really can’t take it.

He’s obviously worse than Jieun and Yeonho

At least they tried to respect your feelings

This big baby forgets to do that

It’s a textbook hit over his head incident all over again

After that he calms down about it

And has to spend several weeks making it up to you

Red

Wow!! Heroine!! You’re so tall!!

“You’re much taller than I thought you’d be when I was on the shelf”

Thinks you’re a true heroine because of your height

Will think your an Amazonian descendant when he finally discovers American comic books

“Are you sure you’re not an Amazon warrior?”

That question will pop up several times a week if not several times a day

No matter what you tell him though

He thinks you’re Wonder Woman

Like as true as he believes himself to be the Defender of Justice

What a nerd amiright

Almost seems impressed by your height

Yeonho

Poor bby!!

He’s so short!!

And he’s a doll he has no chance of growing!!

He whines and complains to you about how short he is

“Eri, help me grow!!”

You try to explain to him that he’s a doll

And you’re not entirely sure if he can grow

This, of course, doesn’t please him

Now you have a sad bby on your hands

You realize telling him that you’ll continue to grow is probably not something he wants to hear

You make sure to keep that (obvious) fact to yourself

And tell Lance and Tei and Yuri not to tell Yeonho

Oh gosh what are you gonna do with this little chick

Eventually he gets over it

And he forgets

Happy bby!!

Lance

Okay, so, this guy?

This super cool guy?

He could honestly not care less

He’s already pretty lanky for 1. being a doll and 2. being around the same age as you

He just credits your height to the fact that you’re human and can grow

But boy does he wish he could grow

He just wants to kiss you on the forehead ok

And that’s harder to do when he’s shorter

But he tries to work around it

He tries

Very

Hard

Sometimes it doesn’t work but it’s okay