#name refusal

every class for the next decade will have six braydens. just like our generation was lousy with haleys, britneys, and ryans, the next will have camdens, kaydens, and braxtons. all of you who have done this is the biggest dumbass on earth. you are. you, specifically.

those mean girl cliques in movies who all have the same name or rhyming names? are real. raidyn, braedon, and keydyn will have a group together where they will try to convince themselves their names aren't the peak of white failure.

"my daughter doesn't have the same name as everybody else! i spelled it khamdyne!!! it's unique!"

it's not unique. A. it's ugly, and B. she still has the same name as six people in her english class, only now nobody will be able to fucking spell it.

they can look at their beautiful newborn baby girl and stare into her cloudy eyes and think ..... "brogan"

me: yes thank you! they're all awful!

her: well some of them are cute

me: yeah there are some nice ones

her: like Daxtyn :)

i did and i Guarentee those airport employees did not mock no four year old. dramatic white moms stg. i would bet all five dollars in my checking account that they honestly thought it was a typo and tried to joke about it. abcde is not a name and that mom should feel bad

this poor girl is going to have to explain this to people for the rest of her life. every teacher. every person who asks her name. when she gets a driver's permit. when she gets her first job. when she gets her first bank account. when she gets her first cell phone.

everyone. every year. for the rest of her life.