#nalo's asks

(With the portraits there is a chance I might actually render them, so there is that.)

I was Pyro and I was living in a modern and fancy house on top of the hill (like, reeeeal modern architecture, huge windows covering the front of the house so we could see the sunset, and remote control curtains) and when the sun was no longer visible on the horizon, Shelby came? With like, a fucking TON of movies she rented from a local store because it was our first movie night together and she had a lot to show me(Pyro)?

And like, Shelby didn't hate me(Pyro) so I'm assuming he never killed Avid, or was forgiven after both came back to life. But SCOTT thought-

While Shelby grabbed the blood from the fridge and I(Pyro) made microwaved popcorn - which made her give me an all knowing look with a smirk, like "I know who you're making that popcorn to~" - that motherfucking sire came to give me a push talk, like "yadayada don't hurt Shelby or I will kill you and your boyfriend yadayada" only for the doorbell ring at that exact same time! Good save, bf!

Anyways, Scott leaves with an angry glare, Shelby gives a weak smile trying to apologize for him, and the quote on quote """boyfriend""" (that is not official yet, but is pretty obvious to anyone else) opens the door to be revealed as, dramatic drum roll,

Thruuuu

Abolish! ...which is glaring at Scott as if he had just tried to kill his dog. But he was cordial with Shelby, so I(Pyro) handed him the popcorn and the three of us went to the couch-

-only for my dog wake me up. I've never been more sad waking up.

Like, baby, let your mama dream about v!pyro in peace! Waking me up 3 hours before the alarm won't get you food 3 hours earlier!

But yeah, I may use this scene if I write a modern au, and feel free to use this if you want as well. Just thought I would share how frustrated I was to wake up before anything gay happened with another Pyro fan. I need more sleep.

Fire, also the dream where you are a character is so real.

Holy shit, that might be the second cutest cat I've seen in my life. (First will forever be my best friend's cat, I'm afraid.)

As a gift in return heres the start of the thrall Abolish au.

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"Hello, sir." Is the first thing Scott hears when he wakes up. The first thing he sees is Abolish, his thrall. A lot of questions swim around in his mind. But the most important one must come first.

"How long have I been asleep for?" Abolish has done a great job at keeping his crypt clean and well cared for. He can appreciate that.

"Six hundred years, sir. Would you like some blood?" He can't help but grin at that. He is hungry.

He stands up and walks closer to Abolish. When he's close enough, he grabs the man. Mouth searching across the thralls next before it finds a vein and sinks in.

He doesn't drink too much. He needs his servant in good shape if he wants the man to do any labour for him.

"Well, how's the castle been taken care of while I was gone?" He can see shame form on Abolish's face that quickly fades back in the calm empty face it always is.

"I'm sorry to say that it's in dire shape, sir." Scott can't help but grimace. "Well, I guess you will need to start rebuilding it soon, Abolish."

"Of course, sir." There is something more Abolish wants to say. Scott can feel it.

"Well, spit it out. I can feel your thoughts, my thrall, you can't hide things from me." He grins.

"Well, Oakhurst has been deserted and fallen into ruins over the years. But a bit ago, I saw some humans walking around, saying they were heading over there. Maybe you would like a look, sir?"

He doesn't like having to be around humans that aren't his meals or thralls. But he doesn't have much choice here— And they could also always become his meals or thralls.— So it will have to do.

"Maybe I would like a look, Abolish. Let's go."

"Of course, sir."

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This is the funniest shit I've heard all day, omg. I love that.

Anyways, do you a favorite, other then pyro of course?

rn I really love Abolish, Owen, Legs, and if he counts Louis.

(I also really like Scott and Avid, unlike what some of my posts may have you believe.)

Poor Pyro...