#nacho problems

Dashco! Now I gotta figure out what the hubbub’d all about.

like, have you ever met me? for those of you that haven’t, I start spouting nacho facts at least once a day. I eat nachos at every possible opportunity. this dude runs a kitchen and i’ve never ordered anything from him other than nachos and he’s telling me “no the taquitos are better because the ingredients are all held in” like dude 1/4th of the point of nachos is you get to choose what literally every chip is going to taste like specifically by moving toppings and deciding what you want in your mouth you can’t even see what you’re getting with a taquito what the fuck like he won’t serve me nachos till i try this absolute nonsense which goes against everything i’ve ever stood for

to get a plate of nachos and a beer right now.