#n.m. post

joan ramsey - i included her for fun but also bc she is def like the sole character in the entirety of ahs to kill someone over something like this. she would rather have me dead than leave show 3/4’s of my legs to the world. she would definitely lose her religion to compare me to “city whores” or something like that and expect me to care

constance langdon - idk i just feel like i would try to walk out the house and she would be in the kitchen and slam her knife down and go “and where the hell do you think you’re going like that” and it would lead to a huge argument where she says something along the lines of “i don’t raise my children to be common whores like everyone else” 1.5/10 experience overall

ally mayfair richards - she would go “no. not now. not ever. no” and expect me to change immediately. she would throw in something like “i’m doing it for you!” and expect me to be all happy and nice about it. if we get into an argument about it the word “whore” is def flying and then she would realize, apologize and be like “i’m sorry. forget about it. just leave” and then repeat in a week

nora montgomery - she doesn’t mean it in a rude way like “omg you look like a whore go change!” but shes def like actually worried and is like “can you just change maybe? idk it’s a little whore-ish- BUT NOT LIKE THAT!” shes under too much shit to argue tho

cordelia goode - definitely says it on accident but will NOT apologize for it, bc why would she?? is all about ppl expressing themselves but she wants me to “uphold dignity” or some shit. leads to a screaming match the entire neighborhood can hear. don’t have to change bc she just tells me to get out and then she won’t speak for like five days

vivien harmon - also doesn’t mean it in a malicious way imo. kinda jokey like “don’t let your father see you leaving the house like a whore” or “i just don’t want OTHER people thinking you’re a whore- but i don’t! i don’t!” but still kinda means it. depends on what stage viv we’re talking about here. def isn’t a fan but isn’t gonna argue about it

fiona goode - wouldn’t say whore, but would say hoochie. kinda knows she’s gonna win the argument and doesn’t care how she gets to that win tbf. it can get so easily heated that it MIGHT end up coming out but i don’t see it as a word she would say

lana winters - i just don’t see her saying that to her kid?? like, lana herself has had so much trouble with being judged and perceived by others, she’s just like “well if it makes you happy i don’t have a problem with it!” even tho she has a problem with it she would just never let it be known

alex lowe - doesn’t like to argue and would literally fall off the face of the earth before calling her kid that. forces herself to call the outfit cute and then after i leave she’s like “god why did i let her out the house like that”

the countess - deadass is like “i like the outfit😃”

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