#mytree

Bonus: The blarm isn't good for any arm or hand-related tasks on account of being made of blood, but Simon can make some fun pictures with it (if he doesn't faint first)!

thanks for the tags @lifeisabitch-butimcute, @the-verity & @brandileigh2003 <3

np tagging: everyone!! come sign my tree 💖 and tag me so I can sign yours!!

I was tagged by @the-verity and finally did it — here's my tree!! Feel free to leave whatever you want, don't hesitate to tag me so I can see yours and leave you little messages <3

Here it is!

Come in! Come in! Please shut the door behind you. The squirrel army keeps getting in.

That's a pretty nasty curse there. Not sure we can do anything to keep the bad luck from multiplying. Seems like one of those self-sabotaging ones that's meant to keep you in an infinite loop, hence the time travel I assume. It's the kind of curse that requires outside help to break.

Agent Halcyone can help you out. She just needs to find someone born in the year of the sheep (Chinese zodiac) with a skin tone the color of pure white blood cells. And then we'll hook up a fish tank where the fish's movements will generate audio of a tarot reading, like that fish that played video games.

In the meantime please sit down and DON'T WANDER OFF. You can wear this temporary that amulet will suppress bad luck for 42 hours. Agent Halcyone will also cast a time freeze spell for good measure.