#mythtakes

old times people were so so so smart for making clothes oversized and then pleating and tying the clothes to fit them. what the fuck. i gain three pounds and suddenly half my closet makes me look/feel like a blobfish but anne margaret may-jesus-make-thee-fruitful jameson can have three babies over four years while wearing the same damn petticoat. humanity regresses sometimes

if i get 50 notes on this post by december 31 2023, i will get a word/phrase/line from my top spotify song of the year tattooed on my body

saw a post referencing goncharov and was forcibly reminded of the worst fake russian fictional name I’ve ever encountered, in a YA gritty retelling of alice in wonderland where tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum were turned into hot russian twins with the surname tweedlanov

so what’s the consensus wrt watching gomens2 and the morality thereof, are we shoveling money into bezos’s piehole to show our support and demand for quality television or are we pirating to avoid aforementioned piehole-shoveling. please advise before i do have a minor anxiety attack over which option will get me sent to hell and/or stockaded in the town square the quickest

the thing about blaine debeers is that he’s got big ol bambi eyes and the most viciously opportunistic little heart of coal you’ve ever seen. he even has daddy issues. and that’s why i love him.

thara celehar will solve 4 murders, get slammed around by 2 previously-thought-to-be-mythical monsters of shocking brutality, get 2 hours of sleep, solve 3 petitioners’ problems, drink 4 cups of tea for dinner, then have the unmitigated gall to tell someone that being a witness for the dead is a simple job that they’ll pick up in a few weeks