"mike would not play guitar"
he owns a guitar
"i hc he got that bc eddie was gonna teach him"
maybe, but you said it yourself: that's just a headcanon
"he can't play guitar, he's a loser"
not sure why you think those cannot go hand in hand. have you never met people?? playing guitar doesn't make you cool. look at eddie and his band for godsake
"he owns one but can't play it"
maybe, but that's still a headcanon. and even if he couldn't play it that doesn't mean people can't draw him with it. he. owns. one.
mike is a fucking nerd, and a loser, and a writer but he's not one-dimensional or actually stupid (unless we're talking ability to handle emotions and read people who aren't will). and tbh not everyone who draws him with one thinks he'd be great at it, or even good. it could be a hobby he tried or tries and is bad at. maybe he's good. maybe he decides to teach himself as a way to honor eddie or something. who knows. it's not like the apocalypse leaves a lot of time for guitar practice.
the only thing i'd say in some sort of agreement is he wouldn't be a rock star. i mean you do you with your AUs, this is fandom, but that one feels a little too out of character for me.











