#mysteriouserrorrr

TERRIBLE insult game. His go-tos are just shouting two words he’s crudely mashed together or repeating something he’s heard from others without considering the context of its original use. It’s really bad when he’s ticked off since, on top of being a dumbass, he can’t think clearly in the heat of the moment

Has a fixation with using “schmuck”

He relies on the sort of things that don’t require much thought, so they’re thrown out really quickly without any consideration

Rubber isn’t all that careful with his words and oftentimes doesn’t think before speaking which has the potential to be either hilarious or incredibly hurtful

In the case of him inflicting the latter on his s/o, he’s generally clueless unless it’s clearly made apparent that he’s hurt them. Rubber Soul would have thought some small-to-moderately negative reaction was only them joking around with him

Overall, he’s very vulgar and swears like a sailor

He has practically no standards when it comes to food. Rubber’s a foodie, but in a gross way since he is willing to eat anything and everything

Snacks often and in large quantities. He doesn’t have any sort of schedule or routine for eating. There isn’t ever a time when he’s not able to eat (unless you count being incapacitated in the hospital or something but shhhhh)

Sometimes Rubber would have really weird combinations and be completely unaware of you watching in disgust from directly beside him

He doesn’t have a gag reflex

Horribly anxious in doctor’s offices and hospitals. All his confidence and condescension deflates even if he’s not the one having an appointment or being admitted.

For once in his life, Rubber shuts up and only responds tersely or with simple gestures