#mysterious-selfinsert

🍁 - How did your f/o and s/i meet?

just copy-pasted from the last time I answered a similar question so...

Muse met Hizashi after they were injured and couldn’t use their quirk and figured that because they had similar quirks he could help Muse relearn it!

🌈 - Do you have any LGBT+ headcanons about your f/o and/or s/i? If so, what are they? 

Hizashi is pan and might consider himself a little nb and Muse is nb and grey ace (or maybe demi, they don’t really know and neither do I)

❤️ - How affectionate is your f/o?

Hi there, @mysterious-selfinsert! Thanks for the ask! :D

The Mysterious F/O Ask Game

Is This a Dream? – How did you feel when your F/O confessed to you? Did you believe them? Did you need further ‘proof’ (in the form of a kiss or a reason)?

I was the one who confessed to Bumblebee first, mostly because I started noticing how differently he was behaving around me. Worried that I was making him uncomfortable while also hoping that maybe he was interested, I fessed up. Bumblebee responded by swinging me around while hooting in glee, so uh, I didn’t need much further proof that he felt the same way... but the kiss after was still very nice. *Coughs*

Though it’s Painful, Always – Was there ever a point you thought you and your F/O couldn’t be together? What happened?

A few times, honestly. It comes and goes because there are a few realities that we can’t ignore forever. Like... how he’s a being who’s going to live for eons after I’m long gone. Or that he’s three times my height. Or how he has to help fight in a war against other people four or more times my size.

It’s a lot to take in, but ‘Bee reminds me on the regular that we should enjoy the time we have together. That length of time isn’t as important as the quality of that time. So we make sure to pack in as much quality time together as we can.

Loving You As if Praying – What stage is your relationship with your F/O in now? Is it in the puppy love phase, or a more matured, comfortable love at this point?

thank you!!!! @mysterious-selfinsert 💕💕 sorry this took so long hfbfbd I'll answer these for hisoka!!!

werewolf: how do the two of you feel about pets?

I love the idea of getting a pet but he doesn't! says they're too much work and make a mess not gonna stop me from bringing home a box of kittens I found on the street tho cuz he can't say no to me hfbfhdj

skeleton: has your f/o ever entrusted you with a well-kept secret?

he has! he keeps most of his childhood to himself and doesn't like to talk about it but he's told me a few things about when he was a kid that I'm obviously not gonna repeat uwu

siren: do you ever sing to your f/o? do they ever sing to you? what’s their singing voice like?

the only time we ever really sing is along to the radio or smth but he's actually a pretty decent singer!!

demon: which of the seven deadly sins does your f/o mainly embody?

Thank you!!! It’s always nice to see you on my dashboard and in my notifications! ;w;

Question Time:

❖ Your F/O is going to treat you to a special day! How do you spend the day?

I would want to go to like the zoo and the museum and the aquarium. Maybe just the aquarium and the zoo? Like I like museums but I really only like the Bodies exhibit that goes around. And then afterwards he buys some cute little desserts and takes me back home and cooks me a fancy dinner. =///w///= And we eat the desserts afterwards and watch a movie~ And then maybe something sexy afterwards but maybe not. Depends on how I feel that day. UuU And we just fall asleep cuddling! ;w;

✶ Do you live with them? If so, what is everyday life with them like?

I do! Everyday life is pretty mellow. He's very energetic and loves to chat, and I'm kind of lowkey, but he pulls me out of my shell. So sometimes I talk a lot and we have long conversations, and sometimes he talks a lot and I listen, and sometimes we don't talk much, but we're like cats. As long as we're in the same room we're happy. ;w;

In the morning he wakes up and makes breakfast and if I wake up early we eat together and if I don't wake up early, he usually brings it to me in bed and gently pushes me awake. Then we sit and chill for a bit. I might work on stuff for school and he might work on his own shit for whatever he decides to do for a living. Then we eat lunch, and we play games afterwards or watch TV or movies. Then it's dinner and he loves to cook but I hate it, so sometimes I'll just leave him to it and sit at the table and talk while he's cooking and sometimes I'll be up and helping him. Then we cuddle up on the couch and do our own thing for a while and talk and stuff and then we go to bed wrapped up in each others' arms!

⚕ Who tends to get sick or injured more often? How do you take care of one another when one of you is sick?

Okay so. I have an immune system that could take on a rhinocerous and Ren doesn't, so he's the one getting sick most often. As for injuries, I pick at my skin for bad stimmy reasons and Ren unfortunately has issues with self-harm from time to time, so we're about equal on injuries. Now. Whether one of us injures the other is another thing. :) I don't like pain, so usually I prefer to be the one injuring him. Hehe. But he also likes that I don't like pain, so he sometimes also has fun with that as well. :))))

Dragon: Does Ren collect anything?

Ren is a borderline hoarder. He's very lucky Strade's house is so big so he can spread his trinkets all around and make it seem less cluttered and messy than it is. He also likes to clean to destress, so he does a good job of maintaining it all to keep it from getting out of control.

The first thing he collects is anime figures. He's got shelves of them, usually of cute girls, a bunch of really expensive vocaloid figures. Especially Miku, Len, and Rin. A lot of the figures he's not even in the fandom for, he just finds them cute/sexy or at least visually interesting.

He's also got a lot of pokemon toys and merch. And plushes that he just piles in corners and crawls around in. His favorite is eevee (canon, don't @ me) and all of the evolutions, but he will just buy plushes that look soft and squishy, so lots of big fat pokemon like pikachu and gengar. Mimikyu is special for personal reasons and he esp likes the pikachu merch where he's wearing mimikyu's little outfit.

He also collects blades! Because of course he does lmao. Most of it is just knives, but he's also got katanas and anime sword replicas and all that good shit. The prize of his collection is still Strade's knife, which he keeps close to him at all times. If you go looking at his collection you will not see it displayed anywhere, but if you ask him about his collection, he will excitedly pull it out and show it off when he is done showing each blade and where he got it. ("And I saved the best one for last!! There's so many memories attached to this one!!") He will talk at length about it and if you're lucky he'll get sad and stop before you start to get uncomfortable. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH IT. If you try to take it to look at it closer you will regret it.

He "collects" sex toys, but really it's just that he gets bored easily and likes to change things up so he has a lot. The only thing he really "collects" is Bad Dragon bc they're all so cool. They are not mint in box if you catch my meaning. (Same goes for his blade collection.)

Demon: Which of the seven deadly sins is he most guilty of?

Thanks for the ask @mysterious-selfinsert! I’m gonna go with Cobra Commander for this one.

🎨: does your f/o like to create? (needlepointing, drawing, knitting, putting a puzzle together, etc)

Cobra’s actually very creative. When he’s not trying to take over the world, spending time with me, or running COBRA, he’s painting and drawing.

🐾: does your f/o like animals/going to the zoo/going to a pet store?

@mysterious-selfinsert

thank you 💕

okay im bad at angst so its not really gonna be like. angst angst i dont think but agfasga

Kylo:

in my ship kylos just a soft sad boy 🥺

🤍 Pure, Fluffy Headcanon: sdjgsdf kylos bed head is the best thing in the entire universe 💓 we’re both pretty shit sleepers so we wake up before each other on different days but on days when hes sleeping pretty well hes on his stomach with his arms up under his pillow and his hair all in his face wow i love my precious boy 🥰

🖤 Dark or Angsty Headcanon: kylo isolates a ton and also, because of the force, there are lots of times when im upset and he knows what im thinking but when hes upset i could never tell what hes thinking if he doesnt tell me, which he doesnt most of the time. opening up is still relatively new to him but he trusts that information he gives me isn’t going to be used against him.

💜 NSFW Headcanons: our first time having sex wasn’t either of our “firsts” but neither of us had extensive experience either let alone with someone we really cared about but BELIEVE ME i liked seeing this big strong man baby flustered and nervous. 

Clyde:

🤍 Pure, Fluffy Headcanon: okay so im a photographer and i do a lot of more documentative work in terms of photographing a subject as it exists in the moment and id love to use clyde as a model 🥺 i know he’d be really great as a subject and he’d be the type that wouldnt understand why id want to do a whole series on him. it might take him a while to stop focusing on the camera so i could get some natural shots but once he did they’d be so perfect 💟💞

🖤  Dark or Angsty Headcanon: clyde is still very scared that hes going to lose everything. hes a person who prior to the heist had never had a lot of money so he really hasnt spent any of it and fears that if he does, something with that bad luck of his is gonna cause him to lose it all. like he’d buy a big house for us to someday fit kids and dogs and a garden and all that and then something would happen and duck tape would close or something and he would have to sell the big house. he foresees this domino effect thats NOT gonna happen that’ll end in me leaving him (which would also NEVER happen) and him being alone again where he started

💜  NSFW Headcanons: clyde talks SO much. hes so loud smh. he doesnt like that hes sort of noisier than i am because he thinks its embarrassing and ,, idk unbecoming?? or something?

Sandor:

🤍 Pure, Fluffy Headcanon: hushed whispers spread pretty quick around kings landing when sandor and i are first seen together obvi we seem pretty incompatible to outsiders but to the lords and ladies in kings landing ANYONE would seem incompatible with sandor. every once in a while someone (like bronn) asks him about it and he always snaps at them but secretly hes pleased people know that theres a woman who loves him 💞 

🖤  Dark or Angsty Headcanon: sandor had a sister who gregor killed when they were young and he pretends like he barely remembers her but thats a lie. he remembers her very well and she was his closest friend up until she died. after she died he really began to isolate himself