There's a moment of silence.

Then Tony crosses his arms -- slowly because his bruised ribs hurt like hell -- and raises his eyebrows. Pointedly.

If he could pull of the Glare of Doom™, he'd be aiming for that. But that's really more Natasha's thing than his, so the eyebrows and unamused expression will have to do.

"You wanna try that again?" he asks drily when it becomes clear that Loki hasn't noticed -- or is ignoring -- Tony's wordless demand.

Darcy doesn't look up from where she's scrolling on her phone. Clearly she's got better things to do than help Loki climb out of the hole he dug himself into. Probably plotting revenge.

Or possibly tweeting about Thor's latest attempt to conquer the microwave.

(Let's just say Tony's gonna need a new microwave and leave it at that. Please.)

Loki sighs the most put-upon sigh Tony has heard since his MIT-days where he's put a lot of effort into exasperating a certain professor of his. The asshole even rolls his eyes like he thinks Tony's just being silly but he's gonna take the grown-up road and indulge him.

Joke's on Loki because Tony's never chosen a grown-up option in his life.

"Yes, yes, you belong to yourself and no one else. Now can we kill that insignificant worm for touching you?"

Tony smirks.

Tiefer having to really face his guilt head on.

Sure he can beat Jehan when he gets mad, beat him to death if he wants (he will be ok tomorrow). Still doesn't make the gnawing pain in his chest abate.

Same hat!!

You know, the whole super crazy healing factor? Makes for insane top surgery results. The scars are like... nonexistent.

That was probably the coolest part about getting the bite.

It used to be a lot harder, believe me.

And you haven’t even seen Clint argue with Pietro over whether or not the kids get the leftover brownie mix. Now, that’s cute.

Bucky has no idea what he did to deserve this but he gets his revenge next time they’re getting frisky when he flicks Steve’s knot and bolts from the room.

“Steve!” Tony cries helplessly as the alpha curls into the fetal position on top of him.

“Avenge me, Tony,” Steve whimpers. “Kick Bucky in the dick.”

trans boy who wants to be soft because that’s how he feels comfortable: good.