#myaskmeme

eric foreman;

' and i’ll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes. ‘

‘  i can’t count on much in this crazy world but i can always count on you. ‘

‘  you are such a whore. ‘

‘ mom, we talked about this. i’m not a boy anymore. i’m a man. ‘

‘ but i don’t want to go outside. there are people out there. ‘

‘  prison isn’t an option for me, okay? i can’t pee in front of other people. ‘

‘ sticks and stones may break my bones, but ___ nailed your sister. ‘

donna pinciotti;

‘ i pity you because you’re dumb. ‘

‘ i think i need advice from a woman in a relationship not built on blackmail. ‘

‘ so it turns out that my super-sensitive-guy boyfriend wants me to be a baby machine. what a dillhole! ‘

‘ you know, being here in your bed. on your... spider-man sheets. makes me feel so ready, so willing. ‘

‘ little red riding BITCH! ‘

‘ your dad's an ass and you're an ass because the ass doesn't fall too far from the asstree! ‘

‘ i like showing my butt. i like to show it and i like to shake it. ‘

michael kelso;

' if ham’s canadian bacon, then what the hell do you call bacon? ‘

‘ a wedding without a trampoline? that’s crazy talk. ‘

‘ you can’t see it but i’m flipping you off right now! ‘

‘ well damn, ___! i can’t control the weather! ‘

‘ i don’t wanna blink, ‘cause i’m afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness. ‘

‘ we might not be the perfect match, but i really, really like you. and i think maybe us having this baby together is, like, fate. ‘

‘ i went to a stag film. but then it turned out that there weren't any stags at all. it was just naked people having sex. go ahead and punish me. ‘

jackie burkhart; 

' i’m going to go out, meet some boys, and crush their hearts one by one. ‘

‘ no, no, no. you just don’t move on from ___. i’m like the bottle, you need a twelve-step program to break my spell. ‘

‘ look, if i could run across the beach into my own arms, i would. ‘

‘ and if somebody doesn’t tell me i’m cute in the next five minutes, i’m gonna scream! ‘

‘ he called me ugly on the inside and the outside. i’m sorry, but he’s just wrong about the outside part. ‘

‘ i don’t have feelings for him. i just hate that bitch for makin’ him happy. ‘

‘ you know what? you choose. kiss any girl that you want. ‘

steven hyde; 

' no, no, man. there is no way i'm going on a date with your ex-girlfriend who's now my girlfriend and your new girlfriend who doesn't want to be your girlfriend, but is pregnant with your child. that's like, hillbilly territory. ‘

‘ hey, if god didn’t want me to wear this shirt so much, he wouldn’t have made them rock so hard. ‘

‘ you know, __, you should write a book. things my father threatened to put in my ass. chapter one: his foot. ‘

‘ everything you think the government aren't doing, they are doing, the only thing they didn't do was land man on the moon, spielberg shot the whole thing in a hollywood movie set, that's how he got the job for jaws! ‘

‘ __, i've been thinking about your problem with __. after hours of careful consideration, it still makes me laugh. ‘

‘ man, i can't wait! a trip to my favorite place. anywhere but here! ‘

‘ well, I'm done with __ and i feel like a guy who had a 95 pound mole removed. a 95-pound, donny-osmond-loving, shoe-shopping, ice-capade-attending mole. ‘

fez;

‘ cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake. ‘

‘ sometimes when i’m alone, i just love to cuddle. ‘

‘ why don’t you go down to i don’t care street, make a left on get out of my life boulevard, and take the express bus downtown to suck it! ‘

‘ an apple? where’s my candy you son of a bitch! ‘

‘ oh please, i’m a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son of a bitch! ‘

‘ nothing says christmas like a big, green grinch ass! ‘

"Sunny chance of ass kicking."

"You have the right to remain silent."

"So shut the hell up."

"I'm going go...over there."

"He called me green!"

"Wow, camera really does add ten pounds."

"She took my coffee!"

"What's next? My soul!"

"Sleep with whoever you want."

"You're thinking with the wrong body part."

"Button up kitten, we're going home."

"I want my gun."

"Right. No."

"Don't ask."

"Go ahead, I need the practice."

"What are you waiting for?"

"Fine."

"You can't tell me that is normal."

"Yeah, I'd love to see that."

"Are you still talking?"

"Don't make me shoot you."

"Poke you? I want to kiss you."

"I get these a lot, just start walking."

"Get your hands off your tool!"

"You don't want to mess with her either."

"Whenever you guys are done being cute."

"You can't just call and a prostitute."

"Did you light your hair on fire again?"

"Have a good day at work honey."

"Shut the hell up."

"I'm Sorry."

"What do you have?"

"Don't tell [blank.]"

"100$ on us."

"Dig in."

"He was flirting with me."

"This is when you boost me up."

"Took me an hour to tie this!"

"I asked for time. Why can't you give me that?"

"Did you call just to bust my chops?"

"You two always like this?"

"Most of my claims tend to be on the large side."

"Looks like I have a fan."

"Control freak with something you can't control."

"Don't leave town."

"It is just so rough being you."

"Ever artist needs a muse."

"Call me a muse again and I will break both your legs."

"You wanna know who orders the hit on your mommy?"

"It's apart of you, so use it."

"It's a stripper name!"

"Or we could cuddle."

"I'm gonna make you hurt."

"What if I told you my date was with your book?"

"Let me know if you need any singles."

"Not gonna get much out of [blank] looking like a cop."

"How do you like my navel ring?"

"What are you looking at?"

"Maybe because you were found standing over a dead body."

"You are in trouble."

"Who said you could answer my phone?"

"This isn't one of your novels."

You are the last! A tingly sensation goes down your spine. A voice chants to you in your mind, ellywinchestiel

A bottle floats by as you walk on the beach. In it a piece of paper which you unravel and sees the words notavengefulspirit written there.

A piece of paper flutters by in the wind. On it is written mishmashsmash

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