straight from my sister || Part 2 || starter sentences
“Being gay is very important though.”
“I love being gay.”
“I didn’t understand any of that.”
“At this point I’d eat raw horse liver.”
“I’m taking the ice with us.”
“The moon’s the wrong colour.”
“Did I ask for your opinion? No. Do I want your opinion? No.”
“I’d like to be addressed as Princess from now on.”
“I am living the thug life.”
“You’re dressed like a burglar.”
“I could get at least one of us arrested, but it would probably be me.”
“It would be warmer inside the body bag.”
“I can just enjoy being loud and obnoxious.”
“Can I please have the pasta to wear on my head?”
“Don’t murder me in the McDonald’s drive through.”
“I think you should paint a portrait of me.”
“Look at my very elegant leg.”
“I love my small boobs.”
“What is this friendship?”
“I found her weak spot.”
“I want Noods.”
“Come help me kill her.”
“Give it back you overgrown moose.”
