May 30
also can we talk about the fact that alphys' handwriting is Unintelligible & mettaton can't fucking spell. why were they made for each other.
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also can we talk about the fact that alphys' handwriting is Unintelligible & mettaton can't fucking spell. why were they made for each other.
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Hermits are the most loveable of all idiots
Okay, here come my morons I guess.
First: Brutus [2yr old. The baby. Apparently he got stuck when he was born and I'm hardcore convinced it made him a bit special.. Keeps forgetting to put his toung back in after cleaning himself. Love him nonetheless, tho. Sweetest boi ever.]
Second: Storm [3yr old Maine Coon mix. Lives up to her name. Energetic fucking idiot. Give me some of that lifeforce please.. She's also real clingy and cozy when she wants to, tho. Purrs like a fucking lion.]
Third: Bimbo [16yr old halfblind real cranky ass lady-bitch who hates everyone and everything. Probs why I like her honestly. Fucking relatable.. 💀 also likes to lay on my chest and stare me in the face while I try to fall asleep.]
Tiktok is trash but I had to do this after hearing this sound-
a legit convo i had w/ my sister
for context, i asked her to watch the first episode of cm to back me up in my argument w zeke who is adamant that the entire bau is straight
her: who's spencer reid?
me: the love of my life.
her: kairi noelle that is like 18 different people
me: 😂 criminal minds
her: oh is he the main character
me: i mean,,yeah but there's no main characters really
her: he works for the fbi or csi-
me: they ALL work for the fbi
her: 🙄 is he the one who does the calculations in his head
me: yeah 😊 he's a genius
her: oh yeah,,he could def suck dick on the side
me: pffft
her: now close my door
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tytus tries to ask korvus to date him but theyre both too awkward so the convo goes something like this:
"hey, listen. i think we need to define what we are. i don't care what, whether its being- together or uh, friends who- um"
"friends with benefits?"
"yeah. um. so. whatever you want."
"i mean we're already friends. uh- shit i uh, yeah we- friends"
"right. yeah, ok. friends with. benefits."
and theyre both thinking 'fuck i shouldve told him i want to date. fuck. too late now. guess we're just friends"
Gogy is sending me live updates of her reading passerine