Tessa: “okie dokie Vroom Vroom. Lets start this inspection. Lizzy? Would you please?”
Lizzy: “yup!”
Lizzy takes both of V’s hands in hers. V looks tense and on edge. Lizzy very gently inserts a needle into V’s side on the lower bottom of the left side. The needle perces the rubber causing V to start trying to get up and move away from Tessa but Lizzy makes an effort to keep V there
Tessa: “relax. Relax! Juuuuust a pinch. Juuuuust a second. Ok!! Done!”
She pulls the small needle out. Lizzy lets got of V’s hands and watches with a glare as Tessa sloshes the oil around she just drew from V.
Tessa: “ok!! Good color! Good viscosity! That looks all clear but i’m gonna send this off to the labs just to be sure”
Tessa places the oil sample in a sample box and sets it aside for the time being. She then opens a drawer and pulls out a thermoeter. She places a special rubber tip on the end then gently cups a hand under V’s chin, holding her head still. She inserts the thermator into V’s auditory tunnel, a small hole in the side of her head, an ear.
Tessa: “good temp”
Tessa removes the rubber tip
Tessa: “open up, lift up your tounge”
V does so and Tessa takes her temprature
Tessa: “ok! Good temps all around. But your ears are a little dirty and gross. So becuase your my drone, and I love you i’m gonna give him a quick clean”
Lizzy: “damn. She diagnosed you with dirty ear! Dirty ear having bitch”
Tessa again cups V’s chin to keep her head still as she inserts a soft cotton swab into V’s ear. She begins moving it around and instantly begins to hear a loud rumbling growling sound. V’s tail begins to wag, knocking a wheel cart to the ground just behind her
Lizzy: “oh you wag your tail when Tess sticks a STICK in your ear but you can’t wag when we cuddle up!?”
