DO MIGUEL AND DAKOTA
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: we both know it's gonna be dakota but honestly it isn't like miguel wouldn't join her after calling her a punk ass nerd or something along those lines
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: IT'S MI GUEL
sends the other unsolicited nudes: both of them .... nasty .....
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: DAKOT AO 'HARAN
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: both of them honestly
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: oh m y god it's dakota
killed the guy (also, which hid the body): miguel probably killed the guy and dakota would hide the body but complain about it the entire time
wears the least clothing around the house: dakota ... god ......
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: miguel honestly
