Oh my god I come back to your blog to get my heart ripped out—
GOD THE IDEA OF PINK HAVING NO IDENTITY AND SEEING HERSELF AS ONLY A MARRIAGE TOOL IS SO HEARTBREAKING.
Though I do definitely want to explore the angst side of things, I just can’t stop giggling at the idea of Red and Duck slightly panicking b/c they are like “we’ve only had sons how do we do this” only to find out it isn’t too different and it’s actually quite the same b/c all three kids are equally rabid
if you had told me literally 12 hours ago I would be in the throws of an emotional breakdown over a bit character from one of the youtube eps I would have been like 'yeah I guess that sounds like me' but I REALLY didn't expect my stuff about Pink to blow up the way it did with the rest of you!!!!
Literally at first thought I was like 'oh Special One is a sad character ☹️' and then I thought about it more and was like 'oh Special One is a character that is so fucking tragic and heartbreaking if I don't write an AU where she's happy and healing I'll fucking throw up blood and cry on my bathroom floor for the rest of the night'
AND THE BEST PART! Red and Duck being girl dads! Not to say that they would raise any of their weird ass yellow kids separately, quite the opposite, they treat their kids exactly the same when it comes to gender shit bc gender is fake to them anyway bc they're puppets and Duck's trans and literally WHO GIVES A SHIT about society's gender roles when you lived through your own death like 15 times and came out the other side alive.
I just love the idea of Duck and Red being like 'this is my baby girl. this is my most special little wonderful angel meow meow of all time. this is my darling gumdrop daughter' and said daughter is knee-deep in mud laughing maniacally as she pulls nightcrawlers out into the open air and chases Green around with it while he screams loud enough to break the sound barrier
