#mxmachina

Ikr? English is so weird that way

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It is very nice. Siempre me ha gustado.

You look like the type of handsome and exceedingly wealthy person that a nice middle-aged gal could fall for

I could almost convince myself Ididn’t mean it / that I never meant forthings to turn out like this. I was allreptile darling, all beetle. A collocationof unwanted things, shaking in the windbut not shaking into pieces.

Am I the only one uncomfortable with the idea of you and a hatchet in the same sentence?

I’m usually pretty good with bladed objects! It’s been years since I cut myself with a kitchen knife, anyhow....

mxmachina replied to your post“interestinggin replied to your photo“My parents recently bought a...”

Sam, would almond milk be ok to use with this recipe?

(For reference it’s the corndog recipe)

It should be. I’m a little shaky on the chemistry, but I believe the milk is added just to give wetness to the batter, and milk is used because it’s more flavorful than water. We used skim milk, so the fat content isn’t the important part, which leads me to believe almond milk would be fine! 

dorismith replied to your post“missbuster replied to your post“spaci1701 replied to your photo“A few...”

Didja get to the part of the article where it talked about the food truck court? With the mobile pizza kitchen? Named (honesttogod) Stony's?

I skipped it because the South Terminal flies basically no carriers, but now re-reading it I am DYING. 

A “proper food truck court” with a ROTATING SELECTION OF TWO FOOD TRUCKS. You know what that means, that means there is ONE FOOD TRUCK. :D Which is there Monday, Thursday, Friday, or Sunday, according to their website. Oh god, it’s just sad. I mean, Austin has a really weird take on how food trucks should work in any case, but this is a whole new level of what the fuck.

Also, the outdoor dining area is like, some upscale Pottery Barn patio furniture on a concrete slab, surrounded by an eight-foot steel fence. Now I want to fly somewhere on Allegiant just so I can visit the south terminal. 

Stony’s is pretty funny, though :D 

kittywings01 replied to your post“missbuster replied to your post“spaci1701 replied to your photo“A few...”

Gah! How is there a Salt Lick at the airport? Isn't that the opposite of their tag line, "Way the heck out there but worth every mile!"? (It is, by the way. Both way the heck out there and also worth every mile.)

“Im not racist!” racist slur

you gotta get some vegetables…

  I remember back in the day I used to want to get...

You wanna get laid to rest ��

You promised me gloves from the skins of the fishesThe smile of a dolphin for a ring in my handsYou left me with nothing but a mouthful of airAnd promises wide as the ocean