#mw.ask

I myself would rather get punched than someone I care about get punched. Otto isn’t great at dodging and uh…Dad is that spongebob image of “I have glass bones and paper skin”I’m pretty used to a lot worse than getting punched so my pain tolerance isn’t super bad. Well. Unless I wanna complain for no reason. Dad takes it seriously every time. Gets so worried.

Uhhmmmmmmm I guess I’d rather be ten minutes late. Just because I’d rather not show up 20 minutes early like a douche.

Oh hey I just woke up but of course I care about you both. I mean, hell, Zim is the annoying himbo but Gir you’re like my lil bro I love you dude. Zim WOULD be my older brother when and if he marries Dec and admits that he is the biggest himbo and idiot to ever exist lmaoWe should hang out or somethin soon! I’ve been meaning to ACTUALLY use that clown con to ACTUALLY have some goddamn fun.

??? Yeah of course I’m okay. Ha. Your talking reminds me of Gir! I think you two would get along.But no yeah! I’m watching movies with everybody and eating a TON of sweets and food. It’s…A lot of food. But that’s just because Dizz eats…So much….Also Z1m. Z1m will complain and stuff but at the end of the day he is also a major contributor to why Dib, Gir, and I all have to go shopping 2 times a week.

Oh!! Hey look at that I’m already getting asks. Heya! Birthday boy speaking. I’m doing great! Dizz says hi, by the way. They’ve been peering over my shoulder as I type. Or…WAIT A MINUTE HAVE THEY BEEN CHEATING THIS WHOLE TIME-

I swear I feel like I know you. Weird. But yeah there’s apparently something happening tomorrow or whatever. A prom? I might go. Especially since everybody else is and it’ll be super quiet if I don’t. 

…That typing is kinda familiar. But I really can’t place who this is.Thank you, though. Today’s been a literal dumpster fire.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ISNT NICE??? THE 100 YEARS I SPENT..I’m gonna go shuffle my cards