Jan 15, 2025
damn she really said that to me
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damn she really said that to me
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"I shall take legal action against Mystra. After all, homophobia is a punishable offense in the Nine Hells, as stated by the Infernal Codex..."
*clears throat very audibly*
Infernal Codex, Article XIII: Protections and Responsibilities of Pactholders
Clause 4: Equal Treatment Under Infernal Law
Subclause 4.3: Discrimination based on race, gender, orientation, or planar origin is deemed a violation of infernal equity and subjects the offending party to punitive measures.
"And let it be in the record: attempting to assassinate the prosecutor's office constitutes obstruction of justice. And I believe everyone here can attest to the delightful moment when she wished both Raphael and I to spontaneously explode. A bold move, but ultimately quite... incriminating, because..."
*clears throat even louder*
Infernal Codex, Article VII: Preservation of Infernal Order
Clause 8: Obstruction of Justice
Subclause 8.2: Any attempt to hinder an infernal investigation, conceal evidence, or interfere with legal proceedings shall be considered a direct assault on the authority of the Archdukes and punished accordingly.
"And let's not forget that she deleted her post, which, of course, qualifies as evidence tampering. How utterly predictable, but also a law violation..."
*repeatedly clears throat*
Infernal Codex, Article IX: Evidentiary Standards in the Hells
Clause 3: Integrity of Records
Subclause 3.1: The destruction, alteration, or concealment of evidence within an ongoing legal matter constitutes a breach of infernal order and is punishable by the immediate forfeiture of favours owed and potential imprisonment in the River Styx Reformatories.
"Therefore... Her threats and attempts to conceal her misconduct only exacerbate her case, adding charges of obstruction of justice and evidence tampering to her growing file."
*a magic book appears in front of him, titled: how to treat women and their hair - mystra*
โ ... excuse me - if this is veiled criticism about me , โ not veiled , really . โ i won't hear it , and i won't respond to it . โ like he's doing now . he mumbles something incoherent in high drow . โ ... like it's my fault your hair is an entity that glows ... โ he's keeping the book .
*turns him into like... 80 cats*
All of the cats proceed to fluff up, backing away from each other and then running in all different directions--
Absolute chaos.
๐ฌ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ ใ ใ ใ
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย latest grave robbed: puck's new sugar mommy question mark who said that ใ
@mvstra โธป โ Get over your daddy issues and throw Bhaal in the trash and convert and MAYBE you can join my animal menagerie - โ
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โ That's literally what my entire character arc is about, ma'am. โ
Well, not the converting part. But it could be. He supposed.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โ Do we get to wear collars ๏ผIf yes, I will convert. โ
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โ Did Mystra call me a faggot, yes or no ๏ผ๏ผPlease say yes. โ
*dumps a bunch of glittery and fancy new hair brushes and accessories in his lap* do my hair.
โ my ... looks like someone has missed my lovely hands . โ and if someone happens to overhear that ... good . โ i don't hear the magic words ... aren't you're supposed to be very good at those ? โ yes , he does think he's very clever .
*picks him up by the scruff like a misbehaving kitten*
โ hey ! โ swish , swish ! his talons cut through the air , managing to scratch nothing . โ unhand me , at once - ! put me back down , magic woman ! โ arms folded , he's sulking now . โ ... this isn't fun unless i'm doing it . โ