#mvies

YO WHAT IS THAT RECIPE THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS

1 cup sir bananas chocolate banana milk

4... 5? 6? tablespoons? of peanut butter? half a cup maybe idk i just kept going because i love peanut butter

whole banana

i recommend you freeze it and then use a blender unlike me because i couldn’t find the blender and was lazy so there are like. chunks of soft banana in my smoothie. not bad but also not exactly what i was goin for

like a whole pack of hot chocolate powder but tbh a tablespoon or two of Actual Cocoa Powder would taste much better and is probably better for you so if you’ve got that use it my dude

i tossed in some plain greek yogurt to make it thicker but now it’s TOO thick so idk maybe not

5-6 drops of honey to sweeten it up (might not be necessary if you don’t do the greek yogurt idk)

honestly i just used this recipe and then kept throwing things in until i had enough to fill up my cup thingy

(there’s a food cart here that makes a smoothie i was trying to emulate and it’s got like. peanut butter, frozen bananas, cocoa powder, dates, and rice milk i think? so yeah there’s that for inspiration if u want)

in closing: definitely use a frozen banana (or no banana and frozen sir bananas, idk, just use something frozen because it’ll be way more like an actual smoothie than this concoction is) and a real blender, also use actual cocoa powder and not just whatever powdered chocolate you find in your house

you can probably ditch the banana and use greek yogurt+honey instead depending on how banana-y you want your smoothie to be and/or how much smoothie you’re trying to make, this recipe gave me about 3 cups

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mvies answered:

HE AUDIBLY GRIMACES WITH THE BLOOMING PAIN IN HIS SIDE, for a moment refusing to obey as his head tosses to the side & his SHAKING hand presses ‘gainst the bullet wound. Blondie was the fastest shooter the country’d ever seen – and yet being involved so closely to FIREARMS with one’s occupation meant that sometimes, you took a hit or two.

Luckily, this time, it was just one – but even ONE could be fatal. Such was obvious by the RED that crawled across his stomach and chest, staining his blouse.

“Humiliatin’,” Blondie mumbled simply, before finally allowing himself to rest onto his back. His eyes closed against the glare of the sun, and for a moment he simply breathed, wondering if all of the bounties had finally caught up with him in the cosmic scheme of things. Finally, after a moment, he turned to squint at the man beside him, admitting hoarsely: “’M a dead man. No need t’ bother yourself.”

          “Hang on, now, friend--” Josh was already tugging off his bandanna and folding it up. “Don’t go talkin’ yourself to an early grave. You’re not dead yet.”

          And the stranger wasn’t going to die if he could help it.