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9. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)

“Your name starts with an ‘A’ and ends with a ‘bram Mercutio.’ You have to be one centimeter shorter than me, in a successful dance group on the YouTube, and teach me Korean so I can talk to your mom in her native language. You have to be warm and look super fuckin’ adorable in oversized sweaters, appreciate purple hot chocolate, and make the best blanket forts in all of Verona.” 

11. who are your closest friends?

“My closest friends? Probable Abe, Sin, Osbourne, and my staff.” 

@abe-mercutio @sinxgrey @ozmontague

17.  what is your biggest fear?

Answered here

53.  what are your best personality traits?

“Hmm, I’m not totally sure but I like to think that I’m loyal, open-minded, friendly, and a leader. That sounds pretty okay, right?”

17. 

“My biggest fear is probably losing everything I love and relapsing into my old habits. What do I have to live for if I don’t have my family and my cafe?” 

18.

“Business management and budgeting. Also cakes. I like cakes a lot more than the first two.” 

26. 

“My favorite desserts are the ones I make, but if I had to choose one, it’d be the ‘puppy cookies’ I used to make all the time. They’re a pain in the ass to ice but Abe loves ‘em and they sell well so they’re totally worth it.”

“No and no, but I do currently have an Abe which is just as good. Wish I had him when I was a kid. Seriously, he’s so warm and snuggly.” 

“Technology. I hate smartphones, televisions, computers, email, basically anything I can’t seem to figure out for the life of me. Stupid modern conveniences and their convoluted rules. Like, what the fuck is a Snapchat even for? Sexting? Just delete your damn messages once you’re done.” 

13. do you play any video games?

“No, not really. Anyone can tell you, I’m not the best with technology and I prefer to stay away from it as much as possible, but I do like playing Mario Cart every once and a while.” 

30. what was your first job?

“I don’t count any o’ the things I did before I ran the Illyria as a legit job, so - the Illyria. Some things are better left in the past and my teenage self is one of those things.” 

38.  favorite planet?

“Uranus, for obvious reasons. Also, Pluto, because it deserves all the support it can get. Damn science demoting its position as a planet...”

“I’ve had about as many hair colors as there are hair dyes to choose from. I dye my hair so much, a friend once told me he was pretty sure I’d be bald by 30, but who the hell cares if you’re havin’ fun in the moment? Among my favorite colors have been: silver, mint green, and blue but there’s always time to expand that list and I plan to do just that. Fuck you, world, professionals can have fun hair if they wanna.”