#muse:zander

Name: Zander Rose

Face claim: Matthew Daddario

Fandom: OC

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Classification: Superhuman

In the beginning of his life it was good. That normal old fashioned happy family but that all changed when he turned 6. On the way to his soccer camp him and his mother got into a bad car accident. Zander came out okay due to powers he had yet known about but his mother wasn’t as fortunate. She was in a coma for several years before they could convince his father to let them pull the plug. His father blamed him for the accident and would constantly beat him for it. His dad got drunk, came home, abused Zander then went to bed. It was an everyday cycle that he endured for many many years. Many years of giving excuses as to why he had a black eye or he couldn’t walk. Nobody caught on though and as time went on the abuse turned Zander a bit sour. He didn’t trust people and was just a total jerk. He became kind later in life though as he found a love for mechanics. An old man offered him a job and was basically the father he always wanted. Since then he works there and is a lot nicer like his mother. 

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

For this I’m going to have say both Nel and Zander. I can imagine the two of them sitting there talking about it and then looking each other dead in the eye and being like, “Wanna try it?” “Fuck yeah.”

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

Zander because Nel would probably put the cat before having sex anyway and would see to it that it got outside ok.

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

Definitely Zander. He’d probably get so many vines of her talking to the pets or singing “under the sea” to the fishes. 

who breaks the most phones

I don’t know why, but definitely Nel.

who dies first

Zander. I don’t want to talk about why….. .-. 

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant

Probably neither, if I’m being honest. I feel like they have fights over what milk to buy at the grocery store and Nel always ends up getting her way because sex gets taken off the table and Zander gives in. 

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

Zander. He definitely would try and fail at taking care of their many pets although he’d act like he knows what he is doing to please Nel. 

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

Nel for this one because I feel like she’d keep Zander up worrying about the pets and he’d tell her to go sleep with them. ( in which Nel would probably get up and actually go sleep with the pets. ) 

who uses the computer most