#muse shitpost

*bangs on window* LEMME TALK TO YOU......

I successfully devised a conjugation method for the word “yeet”.

While it appears the general consensus is that the past tense of “yeet” is “yote”, I still like the post with the phrase “yeet or be yeeten”. So I found a way to have both be correct by taking the aforementioned post’s assumption that the word “yeet” functions similarly to the word “eat” to its logical conclusion.

The preterite of “yeet” is “yote”. The past participle of “yeet” is “yeeten”. And finally, the continuous form of “yeet” is “yeeting.” Therefore, the phrase “I yote a rock into Loch Ness, and after I’d yeeten it, I saw the Loch Ness Monster yeeting it back” would be a grammatically correct sentence.