for all my submachine heads out there: this is how their messages to each other went right i havent played the games in a while...
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for all my submachine heads out there: this is how their messages to each other went right i havent played the games in a while...

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The āIām following momā audio except itās Murtaugh and Thorn
Been a while since Iāve rambled so have this idea of if Murtaugh became an official dragon rider and teacher with Eragon
Iād imagine theyād have group classes and training, but some senior riders would take personal apprentices. Mostly ones that showed promise or some who needed the extra help, or even ones they just vibed with.
Murtaugh wouldnāt have many apprentices, but I like to imagine he has at least one thatās a complete little weirdo, absolute goblin, a little goofy ghoul.
Like, this kid would be so quiet and weird, and this pasty little stick of a brat everyone is surprised he can even stand in sunlight. Probably sees the future or something, they donāt know if itās that or heās just weirdly observant.
And heās just super quirky. he walks the halls at night, half the time heās just sleep walking, or standing in shadowed alcoves to tell another student that their shoelace is untied.
And Murtaugh is completely unfazed by this. Thatās his boy, his son, his little baby bean! he isnāt creepy just eccentric! He put up with Eragon, nothing bothers him.
A student could go up to him and be like āsir, Odie is doing rituals on the toads again.ā And Murtaugh would just reply with āah, I told him not to do that! The salt is so hard on the grass.ā
Kid isnāt evil or anything but Eragon is just constantly concerned.
Ladies and gentlemen, yo girly got her own (official) first car. (Her name is Bertha)
So have IC characters with their own first cars. (But no models. Because I canāt name any outside of like 3)
Morzan: an old beater he found on the side of the road that said āfreeā and didnāt run. He used much duct tape and lots of prayer to get it running. Only got rid of it because he couldnāt put a car seat in it once Murtaugh was born.
Brom: his eldest brotherās old pickup. He was the youngest of like 500, so itās a miracle it even had tires when he got it.
Eragon: legally isnāt allowed to drive. Honestly if he was a woman, heād be used as propaganda on why we shouldnāt drive.
Roran: his first car wasnāt a car, it was a tractor. He messed with something and was able to go like 80mph with it. Honestly itās surprising heās not in jail.
Katrina: a brand new little car she treated like gold. Drove Eragon around once he was deemed a hazard to society. Makes it all pretty and girly despite safety experts saying not to. Roran drives it more than her so if someone tries anything and fights him, thatās their fault for being sexist.
Arya: actually just got her bike license cause she didnāt see the point in a car, got an electric second hand off Facebook marketplace.
Oromis: cars didnāt exist.
Angela: a unicycle. She goes on the freeway.
I like to think Thorn had a raptor phase like most cats and puppies.
Murtaugh Walking down the hallway? Perfect pouncing practice.
Left out a pair of perfectly good boots? Perfectly good chew toy!
Hand dangling temptingly over an armrest? Might wanna get some bandaidsā¦
(Bonus)
Even when he was bigger he was still going through the biting phase. The castle had a lot of curtains to replaceā¦

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Morzan would unironically fight a raccoon behind a Dennyās for an Arbyās sandwich.
āIn no language, can one truly describe the feeling of love. In its purest form, there will be no uttering or mumble that can wrap the feeling, meaning, and emotion that can describe the word love. And perhaps, it is because that meaning is different for everything; body, moment, or soul.ā - me literally writing a freaking Inheritance cycle fanfic at 2am.
Morzan, Eragon and Murtaugh all prefer sleeping under their Dragonās wings. But each dragon goes about it differently.
Morzanās dragon likes to cave his wing and make a huge cave that just lets Morzan do his thing, walk around and whatever. They like being close but not always touching. Theyāre more of a quality time type pair.
Saphira likes to tuck her wings tighter but still gives Eragon his room to read and such. But itās much more of a tent thatās cozy rather than roomy. They like to kinda cuddle when doing it, but thereās definitely legroom and Eragon can squirm like the little ADHD goblin he is.
Thorn just straight up smothers Murtaugh.