America hates everything except for fried chicken and cigarettes.
For people abroad who don't know, we make a sauce out of the cigarettes to drizzle over the fried chicken. It's full of arsenic, but what are you, scared or something? Then we put the fried chicken on a burger, wrap that in a pizza with a couple of tacos... Slice it, and deep fry it so we can have nice convenient dip sticks so we can get more cigarette sauce on there.
Fuck I want a big mac.













