Warden: Agreed.

WARNING IT GETS SUGGESTIVE/CHEESY. Plus spot the references you get an imaginary cookie.

Warden Murderslaughter x Y/n

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Y/n didn't quite know why they had decided to go out drinking with Mark. They guessed it was an excuse to get all dressed up and have fun but after everything that had happened they just wanted to sleep.

They looked cute. Damn sexy after a few drinks but the only person they knew was Mark and well.... he was Mark. That was enough.

Mark who was now getting smashed off his head and singing karaoke. Y/n sighed and wandered over to the bar and sat down and ordered another drink. Then they heard an all too familiar drawl. And it sent shivers down their spine.

"The usual Jones..." and then he sat down next to them. Would it be weird to try and smell him? Maybe if they shuffled closer maybe....

"Take a picture it'll last longer" shit I'm staring at him like a creep!!!!!

"S-sorry sir" they squeaked and looked down and he turned slowly and looked at them, slowly looking up and down, taking in everything. Their hair, their eyes and their outfit and then he cleared his voice.

"I'm terribly sorry there, that was rude of me, I shouldn't be rude to such a cute lil' thing... don't think I've seen you around here before..."

OH GOD THAT VOICE

They blushed and shyly smiled at him. And then the stupid words fell right out their mouth. "I do declare sir, your voice could charm the morning dew off the honeysuckle" they slapped their hands over their mouth and internally screamed. Stupid sexy man with his stupid sexy voice and his big strong hands.

But for some reason he was smiling even more, gently took their hand and pressed his lips to to it, causing Y/n's knees to wobble. "Damn you're gorgeous if you don't mind me saying"

"Not at all! Your voice is nice"

This time he laughed. Like..... like whiskey... Which was his drink ironically.

"May I be so bold and ask your name?"

"Y/n..."

"What a wonderful name... folks call me Murderslaughter... and yes I know it sounds strange"

"I would say it suits you but then-"

He laughed again. And then kissed their hand again. "You doing anything after this?"

"Yo- I mean who me? No!"

"Well... how about if me and you maybe head back to my place, get a drink... get to know each other better" he winks at them

"...what do you think you can just buy me with a wink and booze? Because you can. When do we leave?"

He smirked and kissed up their arm "these clothes look nice... but I think they'll look better on my bedroom fl-"

"You had me at hello. Now take me home."

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