i’m already... laughing / dying... thinking bout the Angst that’s gonna hit CONNOR not knowing what the hell is going on... not seeing the news about ANNALISE until much, much later maybe... and HE DOESN’T HAVE HIS PHONE HAHAHAHA so he can’t even call any of the other Keatlets or he does but NONE of them would be answering an unknown phone number at such a time like this??? binch everything’s in chaos
they’re all looking for you connor omg you sad bub you finally got to not be a part of a murder night and you even have AN ALIBI FOR NOT BEING ANYWHERE NEAR the keating house as it’s burning down with a pregnant laurel INSIDE along with an unidentified male body... just wow. that’s going to suck so badly for him when he finds out i can’t actually wait... why doesn’t he have his phone??? ;alkj;slkdffd MAYBE THOMAS LETS HIM KNOW hey did you hear about this shitstorm going on with this middleton law professor HAhAHAHAHA connor’s gonna look around and see that familiar green tinge and realize oooohh SHIT it’s NIGHT X y’all
so maybe he’s forced to ask thomas to call oliver for him l m ao fuck i can’t breathe this is hilarious to me it’s terrible and oliver’s like WTF why would thomas be calling him at this TIME there’s a burned down house, laurel’s in critical state, his New Boss is in JAIL, they’re all ganging up on bonnie, he’s just committed a crime, he’s now probably complicit in the the arson and death of whoever is dead, AND he thinks it’s connor #UnderTheSheet so fuck off thomas this is serious
also what if thomas himself freaks out because ollie had told him he worked for middleton law’s legal clinic~ SO OBVIOUSLY he wants to know if ollie’s alright as well (assuming he’d care) because YA never know. it’s been a weird past couple of years and i like to think thomas has been paying attention to the local news and has heard about That Law Professor whose husband got dead and then later on was SHOT. what if oliver had mentioned it like “oh yeah i work for The Annalise no biggie” LK:JSDJFSKDF I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
I CAN’T WAIT FOR MICHAELA TO RAIN HELL ON CONNOR when he finally shows up Alive and Okay actually he’s not the one who’s dead at all and wtf walsh you scared them half to death why the frick frack did you leave your phone behind??? i hope we get a hug followed by a smack and asher’s probably gonna be so relieved he’ll actually kiss him or something
WHAT IF THOMAS ACTUALLY DRIVES HIM TO THE HOSPITAL and it was the only way connor knew to get there as quickly as possible so they show up and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck it’s not going to take a genius to find out what they were doing omg how much of goddamn Soap Opera is it gonna be to have this threesome all in the same space while everything’s in chaos and y’all i wish i could be bonnie in that moment just watching everything unfold like These Kids these foolish babies are so ridiculous.
WHAT IF OLIVER PUNCHES ONE OF THEM HAHAHAHAHA
meanwhile bonnie and the keat-kats have to watch out what they say around ollie or ollie just sorts of watch everything unfold and see how they’re reacting like that insistence of not going to the police (never do that y’all, murder nights 1 and 2, remember?), staying put and only talking to each other, cryptic remarks from bonnie about what she knows is going on and what she doesn’t, and there’s that weird “we’ll take care of it and we’ll take care of each other just shut up and stay put everything’s going according to Plan”
maybe they all realize someone’s out to get Annalise and because they’re actually diehards for her they rally the troops and set up shop to find out what’s going on because binch SOMEONE IS DEAD and laurel was ALMOST DEAD and the Keating House of Murder and Suffering WAS BURNED DOWN. anyone against The Professor is probably also out to get them and i just really really really want to see these baby lawyers rise up for AK ya know?
hampton’s gonna be sooooooooooooo bowled over and i love that The Quiet Ones are not with the team because it would be Extra Difficult to do all this without them or frank or possibly even nate so they bring in OLIVER into the loop somehow because they need all hands on deck a;lkas;jdfd YOU GET TO BE BAD NOW OLLIE. in fact you might have to actually become The Worst you’ve ever been and Vengeful Connor is gonna be right there with ya
y’all i love murder nights we get shit like a Death version of jingle bells and viola davis yelling SHOOT ME SHOOT ME. the upcoming one is gonna be so terrible / fun