How To Cope With Being An Insignificant Robotic Prey Animal
Written By WDPD (Worker Drone Psychology Department)
Dominate Your Local Heirarchy
You have no control over if you live or die. Establish a little control by controlling the lives of others.
Through shows of enough physical and psychological violence, you can cement your role as the dominant force in your local hierarchy of peers. Just one link higher on the food chain, now.
Immediately Cling To The Strongest Presence In The Room
If they’re strong enough to kill you, maybe they’re strong enough to save you. Maybe.
You’re better off forming a strong social and emotional bond as quickly as possible to ensure the highest possible chance of protection.
Convince Yourself Your Wits Will Save You
If backed into a situation where it is highly probable there will be loss of life, seek out your resources. Worker Drones have created very few works of literature in the two generations since human extinction, so your best chance is to grab something human-made and do your best to utilize it to the fullest. Surely you’ll be okay… right? You know what to do now. You will make it back home alive.
Keep telling yourself that. It’s all you can really do.
Embrace Your Insignificance
It’s easier to not fear your inevitable death if you hold little value in life to begin with. By the same rule, it becomes a lot easier to shrug off the deaths of others. After all, it’s just the natural order of things.
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Cyn won the poll I hosted! I also got WAY more notes than I expected so I am only during 30. Sorry, but its the only way to keep me from writing duplicates, low quality HCs, etc.
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So, without further ado,
30 Cyn Headcanons (Some serious, some silly)
Serious Headcanons
1. Prior to her disposal, Cyn worked as a toy assembler/demonstrator. This is why she would overexplain her actions, since toys can't exactly speak. This would later go on to influence the Solver's outlook on humanity and how it should be treated.
2. Cyn's cause of fatal error was not a workplace accident, but execution (murder) from a higher up at the company she was employed at. Reason? Up to you, whichever makes it most tragic :)
3. The Cyn we see in the show was only partially controlled by the Solver for some sections. When she was first brought home, barely noticeable influence, like 10% controlled. By the start of episode 5, about 70% of her was controlled by the Solver, but the excitement about Movie Night was genuine!
4. Solver-Cyn left Tessa for last on the night of the Gala Massacre. She had warned Tessa to not come, which shows that she didn't want to have to kill her.
5. While J was the first to fall under control of Cyn's Solver abilities, J was the last to be 'modified'.
6. While the Solver is fully in control of Cyn by the time the events of the show start playing out, Cyn is still within the consciousness of the bodies the Solver takes over. This includes being witness to Uzi's first transformation and Doll's mind.
7. Cyn was certainly younger than the other drones, and due to this she was never switched out of 'Parental Guidance Mode' that censors swearing (Like Uzi being unable to see Nori's crude writings). This is why Cyn couldn't fully swear when she lost grip of N's core.
8. The Cyn part of Solver has abandonment issues. This is why she was willing to clone the main cast of Disassembly Drones rather than see them as just tools. It is also why Cyn was willing to leave them alone if they obeyed her orders, despite her plan that consisted of consuming all matter possible. If she could keep them as friends, she would.
9. While still herself, Cyn had OCD and was very meticulous about her tasks. For the short time she was 'employed' at the Elliot Manor, she was particularly good at stacking and arranging of objects. Unfortunately, this would become arrangements of triangular hexagons and other mysterious symbols shortly before she was deemed too damaged to work.
10. Cyn did not create a solution for the Murder Drones to not burn in the sun because she sees it as a way to keep them restrained. The less time they can be out doing whatever they want, the less likely they are to figure out any sort of deception or way to usurp her.
11. If Cyn did not have to take a more direct approach for her plan to succeed by the end of Episode 7, she would have a fear of Sentinels while not in her 'blackhole' form after the events that transpired in Episode 6.
12. Cyn's 'birthday' was April 14th, 3052.
13. Cyn seems to have an infinite supply of bows. Nobody knows where she gets them from or how she keeps making them.
14. Post-Finale, Cyn would constantly be trying to hijack pieces of technology to gain more power. Fortunately, none of these attempts would get far due to Uzi's capable technological skills.
15. What would keep Cyn docile would be allowing her to hijack weak and limited pieces of technology, like an old game cartridge or a singular floppy disk. However, this ruins any sort of data stored on the item in question but would definitely create the closest example to those early 2000 creepypastas like 'Sonic.exe' and other 'my video game was hAuNtEd' types of scenarios.
Silly Headcanons
16. Cyn genuinely enjoys tea. Unfortunately, she does not know how to drink it properly.
17. If Cyn got an animal plushie of herself like Uzi, N, and V did, it would be an Octopus.
18. Cyn wasn't one to be impatient or throw temper tantrums like in Episode 5, that was all the Absolute Solver.
19. Cyn could have been knocked out for a few hours if you threw a big enough weighted blanket over her.
20. Cyn would host 'oil tasting parties' as a crude way of replicating the activities of her former owners.
21. Cyn's 'startup message' is not "Hello World." It is instead "Violence is the question and the answer is yes."
22. If you gagged Cyn's mouth in any way, she would use sign language to be able to communicate her actions in excessive detail, just like she does when she speaks. ("Light sip" or "Shuffle. Shuffle. Shuffle.")
23. If you gave Cyn a YouTube channel, she would market it like those "Spiderman Elsagate" videos completely unironically, but then have the content be very in-depth analyses of complex equations and theories.
24. Cyn does NOT know what sex is. She thinks humans reproduced by being delivered a child via Stork.
25. Cyn's knowledge of emojis (her last reaction in Episode 8) comes solely from what she could hijack from V's mind when she still had control, since V was texting Lizzy at some point in time.
26. Cyn sees William Afton as a role model.
27. Cyn's choice of play in GTA would be using mods to make everything fly around at high speeds and explode at random.
28. If you slapped Cyn across the face, her head would spin around on her neck until the momentum fully stopped.
29. Cyn is the kind of drone to taste-test a footprint and be able to know where somebody went.
30. A McDonald's sprite would be enough to kill Cyn.
