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Horror appreciation post because I sketched him and because I LOVE when artists like @mewdoodles-extra and @sketchtoons make his hoodie extra extra huge

One day killer slips into his office and finds him dozing in his chair while his tentacles kinda wiggle and writhe around him.

So he gives one a knife.

And it starts slashing around and wiggling like that tentacle in a box.

And he laughs so hard it wakes up nightmare who tries to stab him for real.

After that, every time they find him sleeping, the bad sanses try to give his tentacles random things to see what they do

Well well well.

Of course they do. :)

Most of them actually in some range or another.

Horror purrs the loudest. Like a motorboat. Vibrating your whole frame when he does. And his is usually just from getting to hold you.

Killer does but it’s soft and rare. He doesn’t usually wind down enough to relax to that state of comfort. But if he does, it’s post intimacy.

Dust is even more rare than killer because he just can’t relax. But if you catch him on a good day where you just hold him against your chest until he drifts to sleep, he might purr gently.

Nightmare does indeed. But he doesn’t like doing it so he intentionally tried not to. Because it’s cause when he feels how happy you are. But he hen you have a bad day, he gives up and rocks you in his arms and purrs to relax you.

Cross purrs loudly. He blushes when he does, but he can’t help it when you pet his head. He purrs and cuddles you even when his purple face

Sans does. But it’s not very loud. He loves to purr when you take naps with him. Especially on the couch or bed where it makes it smell like you.

Blue does. A lot. All the time. When he hugs you. Holds you. Sleeps with you. Takes you out. Even just a walk. He is always putting at least a little anytime he is with you because you make him so happy.

Absolutely!!

Sans: he is a huge nerd. So he will wear matching star themed pajamas with you and absolutely take midnight strolls but so you feel like the only two in the whole world.

Blue: he takes you on motorcycle rides anytime you want, but early morning hours he will try to rouse you and take you to the woods or scenic views. Also with a little hand packed breakfast basket of food

Red: he likes to cuddle you when you’re both alone while he reads. His big glasses taped to his head and a fantasy novel in his hand while he leans into your shoulder

Horror: he is absolutely the best cook ever in your opinion. But he trusts no one but you to try his new recipes. They are always good because really he only makes things he is confident that you will like

Killer: he is actually huge on collecting plush toys. And will take you with him to toy towns or stores or even halfway across the world just to share that with you

Dust: he is quiet. But he can actually sing damn good. It’s only when you two are alone and it’s been a good day, that he will sing. His voice a low baritone accented by a Brooklyn accent. He is a fan of Elvis.

Nightmare: he is a posh little shit. But he still tries to share that with you too. Often taking you to places he thinks you’d enjoy. Historic museums. Tea shops. Local restaurants. And butterfly gardens.

Things like how to make tea, what is considered a biscuit or a cookie, what is and is not something you should do with furniture. Stuff like that right?

Like:

Dream looking at blue with the most disappointed mom face because “no blue. The couch is for sitting. NOT lifting. Use your weights”

“Ink you cannot live on paint and coffee”

“I don’t care what the other skeletons do, you can’t go to the store without a shirt on. You’ll freak out the mortals blue”

“Showing off is fine but you’re over doing it by flexing your art everywhere ink”

“I swear to- no! You can’t throw ink like a cannonball because he is short blue!”

Verses:

Nightmare looking so fucking done with his team because “for fucks sake you can’t dip cookies in water. What the fuck killer”

“Dust don’t eat that off the floor”

“Horror no more human hands in the soup.”

“killer! Get off the chandelier!”

“you’re not a heathen! No food fights!”

“KILLER PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON BEFORE YOU GO FIGHT. YOU CANT FIGHT NAKED”

“Dust stop talking to the wall to freak out the team on purpose”

“Cross I thought you were sane. No more coffee before bed.” Looking in disappointment and disapproval at cross clinging to the ceiling like a cat

“Horror…no more deer carcasses in the living room”

Red can understand and speak fluent Spanish. And is absolutely devastating at tango dancing. Obviously he doesn’t show this. But if you ever catch him with dancetale sans he can keep up with him fluidly and easily.

Killer actually invested in a cat café. He doesn’t have full ownership of it because he knows he’s not the most mentally stable and he knows he would never be able to actually settle down and own it, but he has taken a lot of his money and worked with Ccino sans to open up a cat café for all of the cats in the local shelters that have been struggling to find forever homes. And he will go help out several times a week because being around cats calms his anxiety.

Dust takes every Saturday to go to a wine class where you drink and paint canvases. He’s actually a damn good painter and it’s one of the few times that you will see him interact with somebody besides you or the bad sanses. And it’s ink.

Error actually really enjoys making custom plush toys. And though he never actually comes out and says it, he makes a lot of his side cash by making custom pluses for people on the Internet, so long as they’re not gross by his standards.

Sans is in a smooth jazz band that plays at a local jazz club three times a month. He obviously plays the trombone and he is very very good at it.

Nightmare is in a book club. And while you would think that chatting with people about books is not something that he would do. He actually really loves the debate about classical novels and characters and he has absolutely spent a good two hours arguing with a Karen over the finer points of pride and prejudice.

When horror is not cooking, he enjoys watching Youtubers play scary games. Because what is scary to them is more or less just humorous to him and if they are very scared or talk a lot and make things very entertaining that just makes him like them even more.

You’ll never tell him this, but one time you walked outside and saw blue wearing nothing but a tank top covered in oil and dirt while working on his motorcycle and it was the hottest thing you’ve ever seen 

The one with the bad sanses: cold, reserved, the iron clad warrior haunted by trauma. Due to the constant exposure to negativity even when the others on the team thrive and have fun, he can’t seem to bring himself to.

The one with the star sanses: somewhat shy and happy. The positive energy dampens the trauma and makes it a bit easier for him to but it’s more that the positivity from dream blunts the trauma almost to the point of making it a hazy memory at best.

You know what that mean? RAFFLE TIME!

There will be 4 prizes.

1st place: A Nightmare Sans Standee I made.

2: a small one shot written just for you or your oc or ‘reader’ stye for one skeleton

3: a Headcannon writing of your choosing either Sfw or NSFW for a single skeleton that I haven’t written for

4: a little sketch of your oc or skeleton of your choice (if it’s an au owned that is still active, please make sure that artist is ok with the art)

To enter you must:

Be a follower of mine,

Heart this post,

Reblog this post

And comment your favorite Sans or Papyrus.

Anyone can enter!!

Entries are open until April 1st

Horror is rooting for you!!