#mun ranbles

(Yes, you may :D

This isn’t cannon in any way shape or form. I think glitchtrap is just a disguised William, so he wouldn’t have a separate form. Also why I allowed him to be the only one with multiple colors. This is just a design I wanted to make due to the ask lol. I can be detailed cause I’m not drawing him a hundred times.

Presit is from the movie Blueberry, called Renegade in the United States. It was supposed to be based on the beloved French comic series of the same name (Blueberry) about a sheriff in a western town who’s Indian name translates as Blueberry because he was born blue. It turned out to be nothing like the comic books it was suppose to be based on. 

Presit himself is basically a mash-up character of Benny and Johnathan from the movie The Mummy. Why? Because The Mummy was a huge hit and the makers of Blueberry wanted to cash in on that and basically tried to make excuses for Native Indian magic and old curses and the like. The comic has no supernatural elements in it at all.

Looking for a lost city of Gold, Presit is a master linguist (not unlike Johnathan) and is following an old book with instructions on how to get to the city. Problem is, it’s guarded by a bunch of Indian warriors and he’s a cowardly troll (like Benny). 

What to do, what to do?

Hire a bunch of mercenaries to kill the Indians for you, of course!

So he does that, and one ridiculous charge later (no really, it’s the worst piece of horseback riding I have ever seen in cinema. It’s truly magnificent in its awfulness) he’s past the native people and heading toward the mountain. He’s got one mercenary left... and Presit kills him with the tripod for his sextant. Why? Because he’s a greedy little bastard and it’s all his gold. Do you hear? HIS! His precious.

Crap. But now his bodyguards are all dead and there might still be peril he might have to face, so he goes into town and makes up the story bout how all the “savages” killed his compatriots and almost scalped him. Presit’s got it in him to slice his forehead with a Bowie to prove his tale. 

Suddenly the man Presit kills walks into the bar and FUCK Presit flips out a little because he killed him, but manages to keep relatively cool. I mean, maybe magic brought him back to life? Presit kinda wants to know how this man is walking around. 

Then the dead mercenary peels off his hat... and the top of his skull. He’s undead. More cowardly grovelling from Benny, er I mean Presit, and he manages to stall long enough to let the Law shoot the undead mercenary. With a single bullet. Yawn. 

You’ll note that the previously mentioned Sheriff Blueberry is absent from all this. That’s because he is. Blueberry’s story is a simple revenge tale. He’s looking for the killer of his lover and eventually finds him through spiritual quests and.... that’s kinda it. The whole sidestory with Presit is the literal Plot B in the whole movie, even though it’s the more interesting of the two stories. 

SPOILER ALERT: The two tales don’t really intersect until the very end when Blueberry watches Presit sink into a patch of quicksand at the entrance of the mountain cave he was looking for.

// well I went down, like she was able to slide off of my back so she didnt.

‘// I on the other hand smashed the back of my head into the stage.

// my friend Kaleb laughed, wasn’t to made about that at first, hes cute and i was pretty out of it.

// the nurse just gave me ice and tylenol, didn’t really listen to my symptoms.