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Watching the phodcast with my mum, she was very confused about 'no nut november'
Me: Have you ever heard that expression?
Mum: No? Why can't you have nuts in November? You should, that's when chestnuts are best!
Me: I'm sorry to tell you this but 'nut' is a synonym for 'orgasm'
Mum: Oh no! Why? Because 'nuts' is a synonym for 'balls'?
Now we're both helplessly giggling at 1:30am
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Mum's got jokes 😅
Was showing my mum a video about how people with undiagnosed ADHD do at school, because it perfectly described my experience. Her first response was 'doesn't that happen to everyone' & then without missing a beat said 'oh no i forgot to cut my toe nails!'
Which may be the most ADHD response she could have possibly come up with
Earlier my Mum was trying to tell me about a film + q&a she saw at the BFI.
She says "you'll know the lead actor, I'm sure, his name is something like Odin Binglebonk"
I am quite sure that is, in fact, no ones name. So I press her for more details about his name. "Oh, I don't know, I'm sure it's just like that"
A while later she says "oh no, his name is Bob"
Realisation dawns on me, 'Odin + Bob', I take a deep breath & say "Mother, do you mean Bob Odenkirk?"
"Yes! See you do know him" she is very pleased with herself.
My brother ordered our takeaway & my dad wanted my mum to pay him back.
Dad: "*brother* paid for this btw *mum*"
Mum: "oh did he? Thank you *brother*!"
Cue me & my brother dissolving into laughter
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My brother just text me this:
I love my mum sfm, she's always so unintentionally hilarious
My brother just text me this:
I love my mum sfm, she's always so unintentionally hilarious
"Mr Sandman, sand me a man, make him as sandy as you can..."
Today I overheard my mother singing in the kitchen
