sorry unrelated but i wanted to put my blorbos together again
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sorry unrelated but i wanted to put my blorbos together again

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Mumbo wears a dress and goes around the server with the dress. He visits, in order: Doc, Zed, Tango, Iskall, Ren, Joe, Wels, Hels, Evil X, and Wormman. What happens? (<- entirely up to you and your headcanons)
Doc shouldn't have been surprised considering how Ren sometimes wore dresses back when they based together, but Mumbo has no reason to look that good when wearing one. The two have a bit of a makeout session.
Zedaph HAS to take photos, for science reasons, of course. Not just because he want's to treasure this moment forever. Mumbo settles for a mini photoshoot.
Tango immediately short-circuits at the sight of Mumbo, and accidentally hits the wrong lever. Tango was killed by Ravager
Iskall gets really excited and quickly changes into their own favorite dress so they can take selfies with the mustached man. Iskall then helps Mumbo with some eye shadow that may or may not be made from redstone.
Ren drops everything he's doing to flirt with Mumbo. The two also makeout, and afterwards Ren helps him fix his makeup.
Joe ends up talking about the best fabrics for dress-making and other stuff dress-related. They have tea, they flirt, they make out, Joe almost dies to Cleo, they finish their tea.
Welsknight is very chivalrous, but apparently seeing one of his boyfriends in a very pretty dress cranks it up to ten. They go horseback riding together and have a nice date.
Helsknight is trying very hard not to act like a simp. He is failing miserably. They also have a makeout session.
EX is a mess. A blushing, nervous, mess. Mumbo finds it very endearing how simply adjusting one of the dress's shoulder straps makes EX turn as red as his armor.
Wormman really wants to take photos. Mumbo teases him about how Zedaph wanted the same thing. Wormman denies it. They have a photoshoot and then cuddle.
Mumbo loves his boyfriends.
Zed x Mumbo for the soul?
Grian: I just don’t get what the big deal is!
Mumbo: The “big deal” is that whenever I see Zed, I get butterflies in my stomach and I can’t speak? How am I supposed to confess with butterflies in my stomach???
Grian: Digest them.
theyre buyin more stuff for crossdressin but also like just everything in the store
you have to listen to dodie while you look at this
i take no responsibility for what happens when two of my blorbos meet in my brain

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Mumbo: I want to kiss you… And stuff.
Zedaph: There better be more than kissing!
Zedaph: There better be chips.
Mumbaph anon again! The two hype eachother a lot and its just...so much excitement between the two. The other Architect or ZIT members havent heard that much laughter and babbling from the two in ages. Though it was a surprise the two were still pining so intensly, as seen via the two babbling about the other to their respected groups. Said groups set up the two but i Love me some DENSE tropes. It ends after a few months...just a hand to hold, a rare moment of silence with a sudden long and awaited kiss.
Mumbo and Zed may be smart, but they’re also really stupid. Not even the most brilliant minds of the server could convince them they were made to be until Grian recorded Mumbo yelling about his crush and showed it to Zed. It had to be done.
Mumbaph anon: (last today i swear) but their personalitys are similar in their own way. Both sarcastic, self depricative, cocky, with a pinch of very creative people (and introverts). Mumbo and Zed both dotting on the other hermits until one makes a self depricating joke, which theyre used to their friends just going with it...not expecting the other to start complimenting them. This Does become a self love war until theyre both too flustered to continue.
It misfires, but only slightly- Mumbo and Zed love hearing the other complement them so much that they start insulting themselves around the other to hear them deny it.