#multiverseffect

"Remind me to hit Veronica the next time I see her for spilling the potato thing." A pause, long and considering, even as he quirked a brow and a crooked half-smile flitted across his expression. "What if I say yes? Particularly grumpy sniper ones?"

Okay, that was even better than the bacon rumor.  A full on snort, not a laugh that could be mistaken as one, followed by Kaidan almost choking on the gulp of beer that he was about to swallow, and the Major was absolutely entertained.  ”First of all, Elvis?  Damn good musician, handsome guy…I’m flattered.  Maybe in my younger days, but y’know, I’ll take what I can get now that I’m not gonna get any better looking.”  Wiping his mouth from the beer that he had almost spat all over himself, Kaidan continued, “Second of all, Commander, how do you hear a rumor about how someone looks?  You lost me on that one.”

((I'm ambidextrous.))

[TEXT] You up for a little game, then?  ’Cause I totally took that as a challenge.  Prepare to be humiliated.

"Why's that." He asked in an uninterested tone.

[[WELL DAYUM INDEEDY. ATTRACTIVE OLDER WOMAN RIGHT THERE]]

“Is there anything I can assist you with?” she asked.

My first impression of you? “Wow, you don’t see many quarians around here, wonder what he wants.” Now? “He might just be one of the more interesting people I’ve met. And wow, I totally dig that suit is that normal?”