Oct 11, 2023
William, Wesker what do you two think of mullets?
Wesker raises an eyebrow as he reads the note, before passing it to Will and crossing the lab to get back to work.
Wesker is tired of Will's mullet obsession; it would be much more convenient if this atrocity of a hairstyle didn't exist
Will reads the note before clenching it in his fist and slamming it against the table emphatically
"Mullets are the greatest hairstyle to grace mankind's scalps, and the day Annette says I can grow mine out again will be the happiest day of my life."
"Didn't you have a wedding? And bear witness to the birth of your child?"
"Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life."
