#mullerornis

CARLOS MIGUEL ALBUQUERQUE / THECOMICSNIXLEGACY 

https://www.facebook.com/carlos.m.albuquerque 

By Jack Wood on @thewoodparable

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Name: Mullerornis

Status: Extinct

First Described: 1894

Described By: Milne-Edwards & Grandidier

Classification: Dinosauria, Theropoda, Neotheropoda, Averostra, Tetanurae, Orionides, Avetheropoda, Coelurosauria, Tyrannoraptora, Maniraptoriformes, Maniraptora, Pennaraptora, Paraves, Eumaniraptora, Averaptora, Avialae, Euavialae, Avebrevicauda, Pygostylia, Ornithothoraces, Euornithes, Ornithuromorpha, Ornithurae, Neornithes, Palaeognathae, Notopalaeognathae, Novaeratitae, Apterygiformes + Aepyornithihformes Clade, Aepyornithiformes, Aepyornithidae 

Referred Species: M. betsilei, M. agilis, M. rudis 

Mullerornis is the other, smaller Elephant Bird, which has three species to its name and is not as well studied as the larger of the two species. It is known entirely from the South side of island, and it lived sometime between 12,000 and 1,000 years ago, in the Holocene. It probably went extinct for similar reasons as its cousin Aepyornis, ie, having its eggs eaten by human settlers of the island. It is mainly known from limited leg elements that indicate it was about 3 times smaller than Aepyornis, so it probably only weighed a little over 100 kilograms - not so much an Elephant Bird as a Hyrax Bird. Except much bigger than a Hyrax. I lack a decent comparison. 

Sources:

http://fossilworks.org/?a=taxonInfo&taxon_no=158291 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mullerornis 

I am salty about my Facebook, only because you banned it for no reason. But I want you banned off social media because you are a petty, shitty, unstable human being who only ever brings suffering to whatever community you’re in. You talk about being a victim yet you are in most situations the abuser. You talk about being successful yet you have one patron supporter (who lets be honest, is probably you). You talk about being respected in the scientific community yet you had to self publish your work and spam art of your bullshit hypothesis to get it noticed. You also talk about being a good writer but your book reads like a fan fiction, which to be fair is the only type of story you know how to write seeing as how it’s all you’ve wrote the last decade. It’s not even edgelord humor, it’s just awful, disgusting garbage and I’m starting to think they’re less “troll fics” and more vent fantasies.

I’ve also noticed that you like to fabricate evidence, specifically with the SCP foundation drama where you posted this image after I asked for an uncropped version of a single screenshot that said “fuck off faggot”.

Like is THIS your evidence against the SCP foundation? It’s blurry as fuck, the fonts and text sizes don’t match, it’s cropped in such an awkward way, it is undoubtedly a pathetic attempt at photoshopping and fabricating evidence to suit your needs.

I’d also like to point out your complete hypocrisy when it comes to sock puppets, which you accuse other people, including me, of having yet you use sock puppets constantly, even using your own sock puppets to call out OTHER people for using “sock puppets”. Like I know you’re mentally ill but this is just a whole new level of fucking bullshittery.

There are probably a lot of other things I could talk about but this is just the stuff I know just off hand at 5 in the morning. So in short, Carlos, you are a cunt. You are perhaps the biggest cunt I, and many people have interacted with. Nobody in any online community that knows you likes or respects you, and you know that. You are desperate for attention, it is extremely blatant. You want your work to matter. You want your writing to matter, you want your theories to matter, YOU want to matter. But you don’t. You are the least likable person on the internet, and I’m only using a small bit of hyperbole there. You combine the crackpot theories of David Peters with the all the worst personality traits of the stereotypical “SJW”; self entitled, easily offended, neurotic, poor grasp on reality, and blistering a serious ego. In short, fuck of Carlos, nobody wants you, and at this point I think you’ve gone past the point of forgiveness.

You are not a victim. You are not a hero. You are not loved here, or anywhere on the internet.