Oct 5, 2021
@mulaneysbutt i think he must’ve??? but also he didn’t just tweet it, he posted a whole video on both ig and twitter 😭😭😭
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@mulaneysbutt i think he must’ve??? but also he didn’t just tweet it, he posted a whole video on both ig and twitter 😭😭😭
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“If I don’t come back.”
“Dad? Are you asleep?”
Newt blinks and turns to face the door, sitting up.
Hanne, their eldest, is his in looks. Curly auburn hair and blue-green eyes and freckles. And while she’s always been deeply fond of both of her parents, when she was very little it was often Newt she wanted to soothe a nightmare or a skinned knee.
Tina had never minded. She’s your little copy, his wife would always say.
No, he’d always said. She’s like you. Quick to react and fiercely determined and very kind. Determined to study hard and become an auror like her mother.
But as she’s entered her early teen years she’s been a little distant from her father; more dependent on her mother. It’s been a while since she’s come to him. He suspects he hasn’t had much helpful advice to give on navigating friendships with her peers.
He pats the bed beside him and she crumbles, sinking into his side. He wraps an arm around her.
“I was hoping Mum would be back to see us off on the train tomorrow,” she confesses, a few tears slipping down her cheeks. “She’s never missed it before.”
He smoothes their daughter’s hair, resting his head atop hers. “Me, too.”
“What if she doesn’t come back?” she whispers.
Newt looks to the ceiling to hold off his own tears. “She’ll come back. You’ve seen her duel haven’t you?”
She nods. And then her face crumples, and sobs begin to shake her. He wraps her up in his arms, wishing for the thousandth time that he could protect his children from the fear and darkness of their world. Wishing not for the first that it could be as easy as it can be with his creatures, to provide a sanctuary in his case and keep out the ugliness of the world. “It’s okay to miss her.” She nods into his chest, crying more quietly now. “I’m glad you came.”
“But I’m the oldest!” she protests, her voice shaky. “Like Mum was. I’m—I’m supposed to—I’m not supposed to cry.”
Newt smiles softly. So like her. “I’ve seen your mother cry plenty of times.”
“Really?”
“Really.”
She lifts her head, swiping at her tears until he takes over the task for her. “Will you tell me the story again? Of how you met?”
Newt smiles. The story has been popular in their household since the children were little. But Hanne hasn’t requested it in a long, long time. Tina usually has her own additions from her point of view. He resolves to try and add them himself. She presses into his side, and he begins. “I had just gotten off the boat in New York, with my case…”
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me, less than 2 minutes into any mulaney special & remembering how hot he is
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Godspeed though I hear Lapkus is one of the few good parts
lapkus increases the quality of everything she’s in, example a) jurassic world
Did you already write a katie and greg valentine’s day piece??? And if not, could you???? 💖
I’d do anything for you darling. (hugs) I’m so, so, SO sorry this took so long. :( This might be crap, but here it is!
Some people wanted bouquets of roses or lots of jewelry for Valentine’s Day.
She would probably give her left arm to have a moment that wasn’t interrupted by Chuck or her mother. The past month had been crazy. It had been one thing after the other. As a result, they had very little time together. So, they agreed to just enjoy a movie with a few glasses of wine. She was looking forward to it. She’d even picked out a certain little red top and was wearing it under her button up blouse.
When she gets to his office, he’s on the phone. He’s rubbing his temple with his free hand. That was never a good sign. “See you then,” his voice is so cold it gives her shivers.
“Is everything okay?”
“No.”
"What’s wrong?” she inquires.
He collapses into his chair with a sigh. “That was my older sister. She’s in town and she wants to have supper.“
"She does realize it’s Valentine’s Day, right? Everything will be booked!”
“She made reservations for us,” he replies.
“Oh.”
“I’m sorry, love. But it looks like we are going to have to reschedule our plans. I had no idea she was coming.”
“Why is she here?”
He shrugs. “I know it can’t be good. No one has spoken to me in over a year.”
“Your family is awful.”
He scoffs. “The strange thing is when we were children we were quite close. But the last time I saw her we both said some rather nasty things.”
“Maybe she’s forgiven you.”
“No.”
That’s all he says. That’s all he needs to say. There are a few moments of silence as they are lost in their own thoughts.
“She wants to meet us at CheZ,” Greg adds.
“Holy shit!” she exclaims. That was the chicest restaurant in town. She’d heard there was a cake with real gold flecks in it.
Greg smiles for a second but then he frowns. “Katie-”
“I know.”
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