#muggle problems

The problem with trying to write Larry while reading Drarry is that you have to remind yourself “Louis does not have a wand and cannot cast a simple cleaning charm if he....makes a mess on the storeroom floor.”

muggle parents rushing out of the store when their toddler throws a tantrum and starts levitating the pastry aisle

muggle parents reminding their kid on their way to school to not tell the other kids they can do things

muggle parents trying to find their kid in a store and having to pull them away from them giggling at the dancing stuffed animals

muggle parents having fights with their kid about no magic at the dinner table

muggle parents having to then reason with their kid that they dont hate their kid and do understand

muggle parents going through shattered glasses like that.

muggle parents closing curtains.

muggle parents getting frustrated.

muggle parents trying.

muggle parents receiving a letter in the mail for a special school

muggle parents talking it through to each other, praying no one has found out

muggle parents eventually telling their kid that they got a letter, and if they wanna go, they can

muggle parents really skeptical of the 9 3/4 business, but they find their way through

muggle parents giving their kid their first phone just so they can call and text them all the time

muggle parents crying at the train station when they let their child leave their home at 11 and wondering if theyre making the right choice

muggle parents making the right choice

muggle parents getting A LOT of texts from the train saying how other kids are doing magic like her

muggle parents getting a text saying they were sorted into a house that wasn't gryffindor and how it was so unfair

muggle parents saying they can do magic therefore it could never matter what house they get

muggle parents watching their kid go from shy and angry and sad to happy and confident and excited

muggle parents being their for their kid every step of the way

muggle parents knowing their kid is gonna be okay

But one of them went to my bachelorette party and in my drunken state (as I was trying to convince her to do something) I said “I only have to like one of (my fiancé’s) sisters”

And from then on kept calling out

10 points from gryffindor!/5 points to gryffindor!

And now that I’m not drunk and she text me something then said that she was joking (a joke on me) I wanted so bad to say 10 points from gryffindor but... sober me says that’s not right.

I even have the houses they’d be in!

Sister 1/2nd oldest: gryffindor

Sister 2/ youngest: hufflepuff

Sister 3/ oldest: ravenclaw

My drink: *is across the room*

Me: Accio

Me: Accio. Accio! Accio, accio, accio..