I’ve been reading too much Drarry...
I couldn’t find my glasses and my first thought was that I should cast an accio.
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I’ve been reading too much Drarry...
I couldn’t find my glasses and my first thought was that I should cast an accio.

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Writer Problems
The problem with trying to write Larry while reading Drarry is that you have to remind yourself “Louis does not have a wand and cannot cast a simple cleaning charm if he....makes a mess on the storeroom floor.”
Of course, I got sad the other day when I tried to put my dinner under a stasis charm and could not, because I’m a muggle.
muggle parents trying to keep their kid from walking on the ceiling
muggle parents rushing out of the store when their toddler throws a tantrum and starts levitating the pastry aisle
muggle parents reminding their kid on their way to school to not tell the other kids they can do things
muggle parents trying to find their kid in a store and having to pull them away from them giggling at the dancing stuffed animals
muggle parents having fights with their kid about no magic at the dinner table
muggle parents having to then reason with their kid that they dont hate their kid and do understand
muggle parents going through shattered glasses like that.
muggle parents closing curtains.
muggle parents getting frustrated.
muggle parents trying.
muggle parents receiving a letter in the mail for a special school
muggle parents talking it through to each other, praying no one has found out
muggle parents eventually telling their kid that they got a letter, and if they wanna go, they can
muggle parents really skeptical of the 9 3/4 business, but they find their way through
muggle parents giving their kid their first phone just so they can call and text them all the time
muggle parents crying at the train station when they let their child leave their home at 11 and wondering if theyre making the right choice
muggle parents making the right choice
muggle parents getting A LOT of texts from the train saying how other kids are doing magic like her
muggle parents getting a text saying they were sorted into a house that wasn't gryffindor and how it was so unfair
muggle parents saying they can do magic therefore it could never matter what house they get
muggle parents watching their kid go from shy and angry and sad to happy and confident and excited
muggle parents being their for their kid every step of the way
muggle parents knowing their kid is gonna be okay
muggle parents
I haven’t gotten the chance to be very close to my soon sister in laws
But one of them went to my bachelorette party and in my drunken state (as I was trying to convince her to do something) I said “I only have to like one of (my fiancé’s) sisters”
And from then on kept calling out
10 points from gryffindor!/5 points to gryffindor!
And now that I’m not drunk and she text me something then said that she was joking (a joke on me) I wanted so bad to say 10 points from gryffindor but... sober me says that’s not right.
I even have the houses they’d be in!
Sister 1/2nd oldest: gryffindor
Sister 2/ youngest: hufflepuff
Sister 3/ oldest: ravenclaw
Seems a pity really....

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Me: *sits down*
My drink: *is across the room*
Me: Accio
Me: Accio. Accio! Accio, accio, accio..
My mom: *walks in* You don't have any magic, you stupid muggle.
My classmate: You're a witch, aren't you?? *sees my long fingernails*
Me: *shakes head* NO! *OH GOSH DID HE FIND OUT DID HE FIND OUT AM I GOING TO HAVE TO OBLIVIATE THE GUY BUT IF I DO WILL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC EXPEL ME*
That awkward moment when you can't reach something and your first instinct is to use "Accio" but then you remember you're a muggle