ponyboy im a very tired potato rn tell me a Good Joke
You know, sure! I need you to really visualize this one, Jazz.
Imagine Megatron giving one of his most important speeches during the war. This is one that will be broadcasted to Decepticons across the universe, to mobilize everyone.
So far, itās going so well!
But towards the end, his eyebrows are starting to sink lower, and lower, and lower...
RIGHT as heās about to make his big point, they fall off!
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1. Describe your comfort zoneāa typical you-fic.
Something with a lot of snark in it. A lotĀ of snark and banter. I like a lot of sibling stuff, or found family stuff, and I loveĀ found family brother-in-arms kind of deals, where they bonded and they love each other, and theyāre pretty much all they got and they might not survive so might as well make the most out of today. That, mixed with snark and occasionally gallows humor. Or āhey-weāre-always-dealing-with-shit-this-weird-so-weāre-not-fazedā around a straightman character of some type. Weird senses of humor, teams that are well-tuned machines and the work they had to do to get there. Throw in some energy work, either magic or psychic and tada! Thatās my shit.
5 Share one of your strengths.
DIALOGUE. Dialogue is my strength, snarky banter, dorky comments, important make-or-break statements, angry arguments, thatāsĀ my favorite part of writing. I know that itās important to have a nonverbal communication and hints, and descriptions and actions, and I do focus on those and I am working on being better at that.
But thereās just something about the way a character speaks, what they say or donāt say, how they choose to say it, what tone itās in, expressions they use, the stories they choose to tell, that just makes them seem so real. Their interactions through what they say to the people and world around them, the double meanings statements can have, itās so interestingĀ to me, as a writer, to realize that these characters all have their own voice, usually stemming from their personality and their motivations.
Presumably you all know how to read better than I do, so hereās my answer to 6 in a different post. Iām leaving my answer to 7 because fuck me I did all that fucking work, itās staying.
7. Share a snippet from one of your favorite pieces of prose youāve written and explain why youāre proud of it.
This was INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT (my google drive currently has over a million words that Iāve written literally iāve spent a few hours trying to fucking pick one) so, honestly, at this point Iāve given up and picked one at random, and also Iām gonna put a cut here.
For reference, this is Jazz, my OC, and Viv, @mugggyās OC that they let me play with. Originally, we made these two for a ridiculously developed AU for TMNT that I have, and theyāve completely developed beyond anything either of us were expecting, and I love them so much. This is a sort of Arrow AU, where currently Jazz and Viv are vigilantes and partners.
āOh, great, weāre targeting kids now, are we, Kai?ā Jazz muttered. āWonder what her dadās up to.ā
āI wonder why all of you are assassins,ā Viv said flatly.
āIād give you a smartass answer but I donāt have time,ā Jazz said. Viv could see her moving quickly and surely up on the empty balcony, right above the entrance hall.
āIāll be sure to pencil it in later,ā she said. āRight after ābrood in your roomā and ābeat up a helpless old punching bag.āā
āMeditating and training,ā Jazz whispered. āLegitimate things. You might want to look them up. Maybe they can help with that problem you have, the one where you always look constipated.ā
āI love how funny you think you are.ā
āI am a goddamn comedic genius, fuck off. Stop talking, youāre distracting me.ā
The thing that makes me proud is less this particular part (although I think Iām hilarious), and more these two characters and their relationship and interactions. They are not romantically involved (in this iteration, I believe Viv is aroace, and Jazz isā¦focused on other things), but they are definitely two sides of a coin, and it is absolutely fascinating to me.
Jazz is very much loose with her morals, sheās been to the edge of where sheāll go and then crossed right over it, she doesnāt pay attention to the law, is incredibly reckless, suicidally so. She has trust and abandonment issues for very real and understandable reasons. Sheās been fighting a war her entire life, just not one the rest of the world is privy to.
On the other hand, but somehow still on the same side, Viv is ex-military, a cop, big and badass and stoic and deadpan. Sheās been fighting a war, too, she has her own issues. She uses the law to her advantage, she fights for justice and to make the world safer. She wants what sheās seen to not be something other generations see, and she wants it asap. Also, she wants to make puns.
So the thing Iām proud of is how different and yet similar these two are. Theyāre a good team and snarky as hell to each other, they drive each other fucking nutsĀ but they absolutely trust each other, 100%, no questions asked. Theyāve both seen and done things theyāre not proud of, but they carry it in different ways. Viv holds it as a reminder - who she is, what sheās fought for, things she can never undo but can try to make up for. Jazz holds it as a fire, as something to fuel her anger and need for action. They both feel a desperate need for change.
Vivās big and intimidating and stoic, if you didnāt know her youād think she was cold. Youād be wrong, of course, but the point is sheās the one youād pick out of a crowd as a very obvious threat. And she likes it that way. Sheāll use it to her advantage, and God help her if you ever think she wonāt use every inch of muscle she has to destroy you.
Jazz is smaller, younger, and very good at the art of deflection - youāll look right past her, not even remembering her face, and this is where youāve made a mistake. Because Jazz works in the shadows, and she likes it when you donāt see her coming. Thatās how she does her best work.
Theyāre two very competent, dangerous women with different methods and stories aiming for the same outcome. They work so wellĀ together, and they are absolutely my favorite characters to write together out of literally every character Iāve had the privilege to write, original or otherwise. Theyāre just so fascinatingĀ to me, and honestly Iām pretty proud of every interaction of theirs Iāve written so far, because thereās such a good dynamic and chemistry between the two.
u called me mom,,,,,,,im so proud. /sniffles, a tear welling up in my eye. or that could be from the headbutt that left a broken nose. thats kinda bleeding. but who cares right now?/
Mom!!
/Heās kind of concerned about that blood... Heās gonna try to lick your face- will that help?/
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