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NEVER COUNT UNITED OUT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CASEMIRO WITH AN OFF BALANCE HEADER WHILE FALLING BACKWARDS BUT IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE ITS IN

Manchester United 1 - 1 Chelsea

Manchester Untied are leaving London with a point thanks to a last minute, stoppage time goal by Casemiro. 

United were the better of the two teams during the opening 30 minutes of the match but were unable to finish their chances. An early substitution by Potter saw Chelsea playing further up the field and getting themselves more into the game. 

Both goals of the match came late in the second half. Chelsea’s goal was a penalty given up by McTominay and converted by Jorhingo. It seemed that Potter would become just the second manager to beat United with two different teams in the same season. Six minutes were added at the end of the 90 and in the 4th of those minutes, Casemiro scored his first United goal and tied up the score. 

There is concern for Varane who was forced to come off in tears after going down trying to get the ball from Auba. No news yet as to what actually happened to him. From the replays it seems that his legs locked in place when his foot got caught on the pitch as he was going down. Hopefully it is nothing serious and he is able to return soon not only for United but also for France as the World Cup kicks off soon. 

Manchester United 1 - 1 Chelsea 

The match ends up in a tie but this felt less yucky than previous ties this season. United did not seem content with getting just the one point and kept pushing forward and tried to score more goals. United would have won the match if it wasn’t for the softest penalty known to man in the second half giving Chelsea their one goal. 

Jadon Sancho scored his first Premier League goal after an awful defensive mistake from Jorginho. 

Listen... All I am saying is that United was winning.... Satan’s unwanted spawn came on and we gave up a penalty

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