#muddle earth

thanks for the ask ~

who’s the Blorbo that you’ve never posted about on your blog?

ohh, good question! probably someone from a book or another, even though I already talked about the most random background book characters here too (looking at you Dennis Brinkley, who appears in one (1) Caroline Graham book and gets killed off after 30 pages or so😭)

went to check my bookshelves and decided on the tea spoon* from "Muddle Earth" <3

I wish I too could meet a sentient tea spoon, and go on a random adventure with evil teddy bears, sassy dragon ladys (MARGOT!!!!), elves and trolls, ogres and warrior princesses (Brenda, my beloved (and her battle cat, Sniffy😭) <- I think Brenda started my love for sweet and muscular women), pathetic leaders (I'm so so happy about the ending the Horned Baron got <3 I'm even happy for Ingrid, and Fifi, go get your man, girl!!)

*he's just a little guy and he traveled such a long way even though he's so small and every time he's close to his destiny something happens😭💔 he's so dutiful!!! <- if James Norrington got turned into a piece of cutlery lmaoo

sorry, this got a little out of hand. this is the book I have read the most often! like by far!!

honorable mention: Adilean Eletilla and Amorannon Asdurvarlun from "Tharkarún" by Chiara Strazulla 💔 (if you love high fantasy and have no trouble with 5+ places, 4+ parallel plot lines and 30+ named charachters, go read this!!!)

7. what’s the one thing the fandom gets wrong about your Blorbo?

pff, that's a difficult question...

I think I'm pretty content with the bubble of the fandom I'm in currently and their views on my blorbos <3

29. has a fanfic about your Blorbo ever made you cry?

absolutely!! starting by my very own aaol fanfic where I made both of my blorbos suffer a lot :3

One of the more recent one's is this horror-Meckett fanfic <- even after reading the tag "character death" you are somehow never prepared for it.... which reminds me of Elle's Until The Legs Have Swung <- elle, when I finf you *throws a rock at you*😭, luckily there's a happier ending available to heal my poor little heart.........

there's also one of my most treasured (german) fanfic for Dancing with the Vampires that I first read like 13 years ago <- same spiel here, I just want them all to be happy and not suffer 💔includes some absolutely adorable original characters that I remember and love to this day! Marquis Louis-Pascal de Mortemart might be (another) reason (next to listening to Maggie talk about him!) that I like Chevalle so much lmao (btw "Bonne Chance, Chéri•e" ifyou want to read more about him; and Karl von Hürth (you lovely Kölsch man)!! ntm Dr. Baumgartner <3

sorry, what was the question? 😅

answer, yes!! absolutely and I love it!! so many talented people out there!!!

so anyway I really like Dr Cuddles

“I’m the boss,” Joe said uncertainly. “I’m the boss.”

Norbert the Not-Very-Big, from Muddle Earth

by Melayna D. L. V.