#mts117

The name was a surprise and it made all of us ask the same question: is there any connection with the legendary Forrest Blackwood or his ugly wife? After research, we were disappointed, but maybe this Belle will manage to get under our skin better than the last one. The bar is down, so it’s your time to shine, girl.

Careful, Satin, for you have missed about a couple tributes who qualify in your wide collection of teenage dead bodies you’ve had inside yourself. But don’t mind us. Of course we are jealous. Being this bland and still finding shags regardless of that is something our scientists still can’t explain. Maybe boring is the new black.