"So you say there's more than one reason that will prevent me from ever marrying. Like. The fact that me marrying would be illegal."

"Wha-... why would it be illegal?? No! You're just a terrible roommate and no woman would ever want to spend her life with you like that!"

"Well, luckily, I don't wanna spend my life with any woman either."

"Sherlock, you're being childish! You're seriously not going to get married at this point."

"I made peace with that fact a decade ago."

"Have you always been this insufferable?"

"No but I have always been uninterested in women and therefore unable to marry."

Sherly "izz fine, Liam burned down the house he lived in like three times, he'll get that it was necessary, as long as it didn't damage his important stuff"

Ms Hudson "-cooping yourself up in your room [...]"