#mtanks

The only thing dog likes more than tangling me in his leash, is abruptly stopping so that I trip over him.

I would like to unmask a stranger and have it be Benedict Cumberbatch. k thanks.

I'm a fan of wine that tastes like it was made for 8th graders.

I have a subgroup of a group of friends that if anyone says "Trouble Bunk" the subgroup knows that person needs affection or cuddles and then that happens. and I think that's really important. 

He doesn't remember this, but I was out with a good friend recently and we were really drunk. Several guys came up asking him if I was his girlfriend and stuff like that. And he kept just being like "meh, you don't want to talk to her, she's an ass hole" and I just could not stop laughing. 

Sup I'm consuming free wine, free mochas, and free vegetables and I will continue to do so for the next five hours. 

The only bad thing about my relationship is that I don't feel as impassioned when listening to La Dispute anymore. Yay for being healthy.