@msowleye replied to your post: Varlen I know you like having your hair played...
how does Dorian feel about Varlen playing with other people’s hair?
Dorian: Why, appalled, of course! Scandalised! Betrayed. I take it that is what people want to hear, yes?
Dorian: Oh fine. It seems I live to disappoint. Truth be told, I feel remarkably little about it all. Last I checked, playing hairdresser was far from an act of unmentionable intimacy. That is, unless you are planning to elope with a wig.
Varlen: I cannot speak for my future self, Dorian. I may be swept off my feet by one. Who knows?
Dorian: Ah. Crushing. The truth is a heavy weight to bear.
Varlen: Indeed. But hey, if I did run off with a beautiful hairpiece... would you say there’d be...
Varlen: Oh c’mon, that was a good one! Dorian? No wait, hang on, vhenan comebackbabeI’msorry---!!!